Speedoist 

Speedoist is a member of the I SHOW SPEED community. Embraces shaking ass and sucking dick.

*WOOF* *WOOF* IM A SPEEDOIST, NOW BOUNC THAT ASS

Speedoist by zupko dupko April 3, 2022

Speedster 

Someone who will win 1st in every 100meter race(e.g. Usain Bolt).

A very fast person.

Maddi:Did u know Jonathan went undefeated in the 100!?
Jazmin:No wow what a speedster!

Anthony:Usain Bolt just beat the world record!
Rashad:Yup he's a speedster.

Speedster by SixPackjonny August 6, 2010

Pedos in Speedos 

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach.

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach. -BigJigglyPanda

Pedos in Speedos by EmoRaccoon October 27, 2018

speedish 

speaking speedy, often combining words, requiring repeat

Bish said what... while on coffee,are spoke in speedish, every other two topics repeated with a mirror

speedish by PIMPIV May 2, 2008

Spedistic 

'Spedistic' is an adjective. It is defined as dumb, special ed, and unintelligent. It can be a synonym for 'sped' or 'slow'. 'Spedistic' can describe a person, action, or thing.

Example #1:
You: "Why did you pour hot tea into a plastic water bottle?"
Your Sister: "I didn't think it would melt!"
You: "You're so spedistic!"

Example #2:
Your Friend: "Ms. Smith gave us extra homework because one person was talking!"
You: "Bruh she's literally spedistic!"

Spedistic by QuirkyGurl06 November 7, 2022

speedbooster 

A speedbooster is a word used to describe the scum within the NBA 2K community that abuse dribble move animations to gain a speed advantage over their opponent. Speedboosters make up the majority of the highest ranked people in the NBA 2k MyPark, for their lack of actual basketball IQ gives them a competitive edge.

"Dam yo we would've won that game if it wasn't for that no IQ speedbooster, fuck!"

speedbooster by MouldyLearner19 December 5, 2016

Speediating 

An alternate version of the word speeding, used chiefly by corporate whores, Wifeswap contestants and people with severe retardation (esp. sufferers of Angelman Syndrome).

Angelman Syndrome Sufferer: Is there any way of speediating up the process?

Normal Human Being: No.

Speediating by WaywardSun September 8, 2011