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speedish 

speaking speedy, often combining words, requiring repeat
Bish said what... while on coffee,words are spoke in speedish, every other two topics repeated with a mirror
speedish by PIMPIVPIS May 1, 2008

sweedish smoke screen 

when you are in a public bathroom and are pushing out the last few drops of pee and you accidently push out a high pitched stinkey little fart.
shit buddy I just droped an unforgivable sweedish smoke screen.

Sweedish helicopter

A guy lubes up his dick while laying on his back and then the guy sticks his dick in the girls ass or vagina then spins her round and round and round all night long
Bryan and Bridgettes move the sweedish helicopter

Sweedish Rodeo 

A sexual game where the male mounts the female in the doggy-style fashion, upon penetrating, the male leans forward and whispers the phrase: "I have AIDS" into the females ear. The male then tries to keep his penis inside of the female.
Suzie: "Get it out of me you sick-o!"
Phil: "Yeehaw!"

sweedish treat

When you attempt to give a person/persons a dutch oven and you accedently poop
Noah: UH OH DUTCH OVEN!!
Sally: No PLEASE! NOT THAT!
Noah: oops i gave u a sweedish treat instead
Sally: FUCKING A!
sweedish treat by Noah Schneller January 9, 2008

speedshifting 

To masterbate so quickly and vigoursly your actions almost reach the speed of sound.
Speedshifting works well if you are in a hurry.
speedshifting by 70GR March 18, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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