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speedish 

speaking speedy, often combining words, requiring repeat
Bish said what... while on coffee,words are spoke in speedish, every other two topics repeated with a mirror
speedish by PIMPIVPIS May 1, 2008

sweedish smoke screen 

when you are in a public bathroom and are pushing out the last few drops of pee and you accidently push out a high pitched stinkey little fart.
shit buddy I just droped an unforgivable sweedish smoke screen.

Sweedish helicopter

A guy lubes up his dick while laying on his back and then the guy sticks his dick in the girls ass or vagina then spins her round and round and round all night long
Bryan and Bridgettes move the sweedish helicopter

Sweedish Rodeo 

A sexual game where the male mounts the female in the doggy-style fashion, upon penetrating, the male leans forward and whispers the phrase: "I have AIDS" into the females ear. The male then tries to keep his penis inside of the female.
Suzie: "Get it out of me you sick-o!"
Phil: "Yeehaw!"

sweedish treat

When you attempt to give a person/persons a dutch oven and you accedently poop
Noah: UH OH DUTCH OVEN!!
Sally: No PLEASE! NOT THAT!
Noah: oops i gave u a sweedish treat instead
Sally: FUCKING A!
sweedish treat by Noah Schneller January 9, 2008

speedshifting 

To masterbate so quickly and vigoursly your actions almost reach the speed of sound.
Speedshifting works well if you are in a hurry.
speedshifting by 70GR March 18, 2011