When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a
plum!". Since plums can't
speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic
definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.
(carrying
Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer
game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too
heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!