Socksess

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Socksess - Pronounced - (Sock - Sess) - Definition - getting the same number of socks back from the clothes dryer as you put in.

It was socksess! I put ten pairs into the wash today and got ten pairs of socks out of the clothes dryer when the dryer was done. So glad none of my socks went missing!

Socksess by Arnimal May 7, 2022

Words you can keep

Sucksessful

A sucksessful person is one that has intentionally done something poorly and has been rewarded for it.

Dimitri's career in pricing was deemed sucksessful in the regards that over the course of three years none of the deals he priced were signed.

Sucksessful by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

Related Words

Socksess • Sockses • sockless • Sucksessful • Sockcess • sockless season • Sucksess

Sockcess

When you are successful of bringing back the zest in life between your hand and your penis after bringing the outside help of a sock.

Grai was sockcessful after a long night of waxing the brass candlestick.

Sockcess by thatonegnome August 10, 2009

Sockses

A bunch of crusty socks under need a man's bed

Tony C had a wank the last night. His mother found all the sockses under the bed.

Sockses by Wanted man November 26, 2020

Sucksessful

1)when a quality of something sucks balls ,and everyone knows it, but is wildly popular anyway. 2) Miley Cyrus.

Dude: You know that guy Chris Martin, From Coldplay?

Girl:yeah

Dude:He is a horrible singer live.

Girl: True Dat!

He sucks. The music's good, so he gets away with it.

Dude: THAT MuthaTrucka! I wish I could suck so hard and still be that sucksessful.

Sucksessful by I-R-MAKE_WORD-BY-ACCIDENT September 19, 2009

sockless

participating in any number of sexual deeds. ranging from the knee high to your basic drop and give me 20

- i heard you got sockless last night
- you heard right

sockless by wouldn't you like to know April 25, 2005

sockless season

Depends on where you live, but the time of year where you can go without socks in shoes, sandals, or be barefoot most of the time. Unless you've got the stench foot rot, it's a groovy time of year!

Jeremy read the weather forecast and then laughed at his sock drawer and said, "Shut up, BITCH!!! It's sockless season for months and I'll see you in October."

sockless season by von groovy May 2, 2019

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026