Socksess

Socksess - Pronounced - (Sock - Sess) - Definition - getting the same number of socks back from the clothes dryer as you put in.

It was socksess! I put ten pairs into the wash today and got ten pairs of socks out of the clothes dryer when the dryer was done. So glad none of my socks went missing!

by Arnimal May 7, 2022

Sucksessful

A sucksessful person is one that has intentionally done something poorly and has been rewarded for it.

Dimitri's career in pricing was deemed sucksessful in the regards that over the course of three years none of the deals he priced were signed.

by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

Sockcess

When you are successful of bringing back the zest in life between your hand and your penis after bringing the outside help of a sock.

Grai was sockcessful after a long night of waxing the brass candlestick.

by thatonegnome August 10, 2009

Sockses

A bunch of crusty socks under need a man's bed

Tony C had a wank the last night. His mother found all the sockses under the bed.

by Wanted man November 26, 2020

Sucksessful

1)when a quality of something sucks balls ,and everyone knows it, but is wildly popular anyway. 2) Miley Cyrus.

Dude: You know that guy Chris Martin, From Coldplay?

Girl:yeah

Dude:He is a horrible singer live.

Girl: True Dat!

He sucks. The music's good, so he gets away with it.

Dude: THAT MuthaTrucka! I wish I could suck so hard and still be that sucksessful.

by I-R-MAKE_WORD-BY-ACCIDENT September 19, 2009

sockless

participating in any number of sexual deeds. ranging from the knee high to your basic drop and give me 20

- i heard you got sockless last night
- you heard right

by wouldn't you like to know April 25, 2005

sockless season

Depends on where you live, but the time of year where you can go without socks in shoes, sandals, or be barefoot most of the time. Unless you've got the stench foot rot, it's a groovy time of year!

Jeremy read the weather forecast and then laughed at his sock drawer and said, "Shut up, BITCH!!! It's sockless season for months and I'll see you in October."

by von groovy May 2, 2019