Sucksess

Doing a terrible job on purpose

I hated my job, but I wanted to be fired, not quit because they would owe me severance. Did a terrible job today and got fired! Sucksess!

by l337noobskillz June 6, 2018

Sucksessful

A sucksessful person is one that has intentionally done something poorly and has been rewarded for it.

Dimitri's career in pricing was deemed sucksessful in the regards that over the course of three years none of the deals he priced were signed.

by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

Suckcession

A session(meeting) with the intent of nothing but oral(lots of licking, kissing and SUCKing).

a compound word formed from:

Suck: giving oral sex

Session: A meeting with the intent of completion of a set task

a Suckcession!

Yeah, my baby and I took a little trip to the movies yesterday and it turned into an orgy! We took turns going down on each other about ten times!!! It was a beautiful Suckcession!

by Redwings Addict April 12, 2010

sucksassfull

A sort of portmanteau of the phrase "sucks ass" and the word "successful," and meaning quite the opposite of being successful— having achieved a state of being really awful, horrendously bad, a dismal failure.

Also synonymous with sucks ass.

1) I have fallen short of Mother's hopes for me; in every endeavor, I have been a sucksassfull son of a bitch.

2) That wine is essentially vinegar, it sucksassfull!

by mininutz April 2, 2009

suckcess

When something that really sucks becomes successful.

"Nickelback has achieved incredible worldwide suckcess"

"'Lips of an Angel' by Hinder is an extremely suckcessful song"

by sexualburgerking June 29, 2007

Suckcess

When you try to fail, but instead succeed.

Guy 1: "Bro, I tried to convince this girl that she has to respect her body, but she thanked me and gave me some head instead."

Guy 2: "Shit dude, great suckcess."

by Trinity, the Duelist August 12, 2015

suckness

Something that uber sucks above MANY other things.

K1NC is the suckness.

by BBTV Angry Penguin March 27, 2004