Sockses

A bunch of crusty socks under need a man's bed

Tony C had a wank the last night. His mother found all the sockses under the bed.

by Wanted man November 26, 2020

Sockses

A bunch of crusty socks under need a man's bed

Tony C had a wank the last night. His mother found all the sockses under the bed.

by Wanted man November 26, 2020

Sucksessful

A sucksessful person is one that has intentionally done something poorly and has been rewarded for it.

Dimitri's career in pricing was deemed sucksessful in the regards that over the course of three years none of the deals he priced were signed.

by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

Socknesia

When you can't remember where you put your socks.

Human 1: Damn, I'm having socknesia again.

Human 2: They're in the laundry basket.

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, July 15, 2014

Socksies

Playing footsies with socks that are only half on your foot.

Stop playing socksies. It leads to babies.

by giggles91 October 15, 2010

socksex

where a person produces a sock out of his pocket to masterpate with. This acts as a device for catching cum as it comes out of your penis.
It can also be used as a condom for hill-billies.

an example of socksex is:
Guy 1= oh my god i'm so horny
Guy 2= just wait i'll get you a sock

by queer boy April 3, 2009

Sockcess

When you are successful of bringing back the zest in life between your hand and your penis after bringing the outside help of a sock.

Grai was sockcessful after a long night of waxing the brass candlestick.

by thatonegnome August 10, 2009