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A bunch of crusty socks under need a man's bed
Tony C had a wank the last night. His mother found all the sockses under the bed.
Sockses by Wanted man November 26, 2020

Sucksessful 

A sucksessful person is one that has intentionally done something poorly and has been rewarded for it.
Dimitri's career in pricing was deemed sucksessful in the regards that over the course of three years none of the deals he priced were signed.
Sucksessful by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

Socknesia 

When you can't remember where you put your socks.
Human 1: Damn, I'm having socknesia again.

Human 2: They're in the laundry basket.

Socksies 

Playing footsies with socks that are only half on your foot.
Stop playing socksies. It leads to babies.
Socksies by giggles91 October 15, 2010
where a person produces a sock out of his pocket to masterpate with. This acts as a device for catching cum as it comes out of your penis.
It can also be used as a condom for hill-billies.
an example of socksex is:
Guy 1= oh my god i'm so horny
Guy 2= just wait i'll get you a sock
socksex by queer boy April 3, 2009

Sockcess 

When you are successful of bringing back the zest in life between your hand and your penis after bringing the outside help of a sock.
Grai was sockcessful after a long night of waxing the brass candlestick.
Sockcess by thatonegnome August 10, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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