Smittyism 

A word used in small communities in Ontario, Canada to define a sick person.

Smittyism causes: Sleepiness

Rotting of teeth

Craving of Junk food

Having the feeling of being choked.

The Smittyism is causing Angie to sleep alot.
Bradleys teeth are in bad shape. The Smittyism is getting bad.
I hear Daves Smittyism is causing him to crave nothing but Gummy Bears.
Matt sure has been feeling choked a lot lately. I hope the Smittyism goes away.

Smittyism by Smittyism January 6, 2015

Mittyisms 

Sudden and full-blown imaginative flights of fancy, usually in the middle of performing a boring task.

On any given day inside the grey perimeter of the prison, she might average a dozen wild and colorful Mittyisms.

Mittyisms by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019

Smiddyism 

Smiddyism is a new religion created by smiddy. The main point of smiddyism is to have fun and always full send. You praise smiddy. Embrace your inner Chad. Drink some white claws and smoke some doinks.. Your after life is pretty freakin dope if you live by smiddyism faithfully. Smiddy the god of our religion owns 666 acres in heaven. He bought it from god. As the religion grows he will buy more land.

Yo are you apart of smiddyism if so we should drink some white claws together at the frat house

Smiddyism by That_0ne_dude April 14, 2020

Smithism 

A quotation that although may be real wasn't worth attributing to the real person?

It's like Platehous once said, "it's not the corn that's on the table that counts, but the shavings left on the blade"

"This isn't time for a Smithism Bob, can you be here by 3pm?"

Smithism by Deakin Smith July 7, 2009

shittyism 

The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shittyism is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shittyism may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.

Ex. 1: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shittyism 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"

Ex. 2: “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Ex. 3: "What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"What do you mean, an african or european swallow?"

shittyism by wndarun April 5, 2018

Smittyjam 

When your partner oozes after smittyfingering

I had Smittyjam covering my bedsheets last night.

Smittyjam by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009

smittysuck 

when a male has anal sex with a man or woman ejaculates around the anal cavity then proceeds to suck it out

i smittysuck my boyfriend all the time

smittysuck by The Smitty Family March 1, 2009