Smittyjam

When your partner oozes after smittyfingering

I had Smittyjam covering my bedsheets last night.

by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009

Smittybatter

The dried crusty residue around the anal cavity of a porn star, left from the last sexual encounter.

I could smell her Smittybatter from a mile away.

by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009

Smittyism

A word used in small communities in Ontario, Canada to define a sick person.

Smittyism causes: Sleepiness

Rotting of teeth

Craving of Junk food

Having the feeling of being choked.

The Smittyism is causing Angie to sleep alot.
Bradleys teeth are in bad shape. The Smittyism is getting bad.
I hear Daves Smittyism is causing him to crave nothing but Gummy Bears.
Matt sure has been feeling choked a lot lately. I hope the Smittyism goes away.

by Smittyism January 6, 2015

Skittywampus

something that went all broken, blotched or blundered

The traffic lights are out, and now traffic is all skittywampus

by Futzer of the Mediocre show January 25, 2011

Smittybar

While in the act of Smittyfingering your partner, he or she deficates and you eat it.

The last Smittybar I had was not only filling and loaded with nuts it was sugarless

by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009

smittysmile

When you're drunk and say something fucked up about someone and find out they standing right behind and you just give them a smile like "what nigga".

Me: yo fuck that dude he ain't shit
That dude: oh fuck me right
Then you just look at them with a big fuckin grin ....bam Smittysmile

by ItsSmittyNigga March 21, 2016

smittjagger

Smittjagger is a pimp, a man who carries himself with complete swag and the upmost self respect.
Smittjagger is no Mcjagger, but a true definition of multiple characters who may possibly be Bi-Polar as fuck.
Smittjagger hates holidays and interactions with most people.
All Smittjagger cares about in life is getting money and getting pussy.

When i grow up, i wanna be like Smittjagger.

A heartless pimp ass motherfucker who dont take shit from nobody who gets all the pussy.

by Rowland Howard December 22, 2016