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Smittybatter 

The dried crusty residue around the anal cavity of a porn star, left from the last sexual encounter.
I could smell her Smittybatter from a mile away.

Smittyism 

A word used in small communities in Ontario, Canada to define a sick person.

Smittyism causes: Sleepiness

Rotting of teeth

Craving of Junk food

Having the feeling of being choked.
The Smittyism is causing Angie to sleep alot.
Bradleys teeth are in bad shape. The Smittyism is getting bad.
I hear Daves Smittyism is causing him to crave nothing but Gummy Bears.
Matt sure has been feeling choked a lot lately. I hope the Smittyism goes away.
Smittyism by Smittyism January 6, 2015

Skittywampus 

something that went all broken, blotched or blundered
The traffic lights are out, and now traffic is all skittywampus

Smittybar 

While in the act of Smittyfingering your partner, he or she deficates and you eat it.
The last Smittybar I had was not only filling and loaded with nuts it was sugarless

smittysmile 

When you're drunk and say something fucked up about someone and find out they standing right behind and you just give them a smile like "what nigga".
Me: yo fuck that dude he ain't shit
That dude: oh fuck me right
Then you just look at them with a big fuckin grin ....bam Smittysmile
smittysmile by ItsSmittyNigga March 21, 2016

smittjagger 

Smittjagger is a pimp, a man who carries himself with complete swag and the upmost self respect.
Smittjagger is no Mcjagger, but a true definition of multiple characters who may possibly be Bi-Polar as fuck.
Smittjagger hates holidays and interactions with most people.
All Smittjagger cares about in life is getting money and getting pussy.
When i grow up, i wanna be like Smittjagger.

A heartless pimp ass motherfucker who dont take shit from nobody who gets all the pussy.
smittjagger by Rowland Howard December 22, 2016
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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