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Smithism 

A quotation that although may be real wasn't worth attributing to the real person?
It's like Platehous once said, "it's not the corn that's on the table that counts, but the shavings left on the blade"

"This isn't time for a Smithism Bob, can you be here by 3pm?"
Smithism by Deakin Smith July 7, 2009
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Smithism 

Definition 1: When you discriminate against anyone who has the sir name “Smith”. It is seen as a greater offence if the person u are discriminating against is called John Smith.

Definition 2: The belief that John Smith is the name of the Gods and that he is à legend only spoken about in the Levith.
Smithism.
Smithism by Alan SugarTrader November 13, 2019

Jaiden Smithism 

When one says something meaningless, with the intent of sounding wise or wistful
I got high as fuck last night and made a few Jaiden Smithisms
Jaiden Smithism by bisensual_bowser November 1, 2021
Sithism is the religion of the sith.
Any StarWars fan will know that the sith are awsome, so ive created a religion out of it.
Our God, so to speak, is Plagueis, lord of the sith! We hope you be redirected, oh great lord.
"I took a test yester day, they asked for my religion, so I said sithism..."
Sithism by StopMotion Gaming April 22, 2018

smithish 

the language spoken by a set of smiths in leeds
oh what the feck are you talking about
smithish by david smith April 20, 2004

smithisize 

To put a false spin on local job growth when there is, in fact, no such growth in any desirable sector. Smithisizing is necessary to raise morale and keep the few people with money from fleeing.
We need to smithisize these stats. Say we had 400 new jobs in the tourism sector. The public must never know it is really a handfull of raspa carts, some old Mexican women selling tamales door to door, and a fruit stand.
smithisize by The Munro May 9, 2005
1. Appearing to have a stick stuck up your ass.
2. Ranting and raving about conspiracy and cheating.
3. Having the quality of being delusional.
Mostly attributed to people playing the online game Lineage II on the Kain server.

God, that noob has a bad case of Sithism.
Nice argument, sithism imo
Sithism by Diotrophes December 26, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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