Shottyism 

a condition where a person is struggling with the banter and criticism of friends, resulting in thinking everything is negatively directed at them turning normal comedic dialog into hurt feelings. This conditioned is fueled further by JDE (AKA Jameson Driven Emotions). The two conditions combined often act as a social deterrent.

That crying man is giving me shotty vibes, he may be suffering from Shottyism.

Shottyism by curious_i_be September 20, 2023

Shortism 

The act of giving hate to short people. It’s like homophobia except your not afraid of short people, you just don’t like them. it’s extremely disrespectful.

“hey look at chad! he’s 4’10. loser!”
“dude, that’s shortism”

Shortism by ShortismHater69 October 5, 2021

scottism 

A form of attention deficit disorder in which the afflicted individual must turn trivial and often mundane everyday events into gambling opportunities, often at significant financial cost to friends and work colleagues. The affliction is permanent. Etymology derived from obscure Australian journalist.

When David suggested that his workmates contribute $25 each to run a book on which window of his Subaru Forrester would get rained on first, they told him they were tired of his Scottism

scottism by Hawkers October 26, 2006

sottoism 

Noun-

Etymology: Coined from Vicente Sotto III, one of Philippines' senators when his senatorial speech was found to have multiple verbatim quotes without citations of their authors.

1. the practice of plagiarizing a literature and using such for public- speaking engagements
2. the act of using celebrity status to present a copied idea whilst making it appear as his/her own
3. an event where one gets caught in the act of plagiarism and arrogantly admits to be at no fault

verb: sottoed, sottoing

Girl: You copied a divorced actor's marriage vows and used it in our wedding? I can't believe this! If only sottoism is a ground for annulment!
Guy: Hey, I changed the names!

sottoism by lalakisadulonangbahaghari September 6, 2012

Shawtyism 

-Noun
A shawtyism is any word that has the "or" replaced with an "aw". It is derived from the word "shorty" now used as "shawty" amongst many rappers.

The word shawty spawned shawtyisms.

Examples of shawtyisms.

My homewark is so bawing.

Shawtyism by Pat B is Cool October 6, 2007

Scottism 

A book of collected words or phrases spoken by someone named Scott.

Words and phrases which are inaccurate, silly, mispronounced, mistakenly said. Not said correctly

They then get added to the 'Scottism' book. Mainly added because they're funny and make people laugh unintentionally

That's another scottism

Oh it's another one, add it to the book.

He's said another one, add it to the scottism book

That's a pearler, add it to the scottisms

Scottism by Avery brixton October 28, 2019

Shortism 

The ability to write a whole sentence with shortened or slanged words.
usually used by online gamers or people who type slow.

Tony:lol k,gf u.
^^
Translation
vv
-laugh out loud- Okay, Good fight you.


devon:why you using shortism?

Shortism by Converse_Dottor February 17, 2009