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shittyism 

The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shittyism is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shittyism may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.
Ex. 1: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shittyism 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"

Ex. 2: “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Ex. 3: "What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"What do you mean, an african or european swallow?"
shittyism by wndarun April 5, 2018
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shittist 

A religion with the beliefs that all things were created from shit. And this thing called shit broke off into smaller pieces of shit to form galaxies and planets. Shit was created by the supreme turd Duda'h (The Mighty Doo Doo Turd)and its worshippers read from The Book of Duda'h about the awesome powers of the shit-turd. The Book of Duda'h teaches that The Mighty Doo Doo Turd communicated to chosen people through what is called a "Hawning" where The Mighty Doo Doo Turd births himself into living form in a host during defecation. Those people who do not believe in the powers of The Mighty Doo Doo Turd are anti-shittists.
The Shittist religion is the only true religion!!!!!!!!! All praise due to The Mighty Doo Doo Turd.
shittist by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008
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shittish 

A derogatory term which refers to the policy of compulsory teaching of Swedish language to Finnish people.

More generally, any unwanted imposition of a foreign language or culture on a people.

In Finland, 95% of the population are native Finnish language speakers. It is considered one of the most linguistically homogenous countries in the world. Yet a small anti-Finnish elite imposes a policy which has been compared to South African apartheid in the 20th century.

Shittish refers not only to the compulsory teaching of Swedish, but also the requirements for proficiency in Swedish for many government jobs in Finland.

The policy is considered outdated but is kept in place by massive funding from Sweden and bribery of Finland's government officials. Over ten years of reputable public polling have shown that around 70% of Finns want an end to Shittish.

The policy is also called "åpårtheid", a word containing the Swedish "Å" character not used in the Finnish alphabet.
Finland is a Finnish country, not Shittish.

What is the government trying to do, make us Shittish?

Because of the Shittish policy, we are being forced to learn French to qualify for government jobs, even though we are Indian
shittish by Eva Ahl July 20, 2006

Shiggyism 

a religion based off of shigaraki tomura from the anime my hero academia

we worship our crusty lord
Have you joined shiggyism yet
Shiggyism by Dizzy1111 November 12, 2020

anti-shittist 

One who does not accept the Mighty Doo Doo Turd (Duda'h) as his personal savior.
Anti-shittists try to redicule the shittist religion
anti-shittist by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008
The practice of substituting words or parshall words in a sentence with 'shit'.

Invented by Jim Lahey, a character in Trailer Park Boys (R.I.P.).
"Lahey that's enough with the shitisms"

Examples of a shitism are:

The winds of shit are upon us!

I can smell a shiticane coming Randy!

You idiots have loaded up a double barrel shit machine gun and it's pointed right at your own heads
Shitism by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018
Shitism is a political and economic theory where you make money by taking shit's everyday inside a toilet, were the shit inside goes into the sewers, scans the shit to see if its actual shit or not by testing it with some automatic machine DNA cum shit 2.0 thing, then takes that shit, turns into real money and turns into a $10 dollar bill and sends it right up the toilet where the hole is. The money you make from the shit only goes to you and nobody else unless if you decide if you want to share the $10 dollar bill. -Shabaan
I love shitism, it's the best way to make money by taking shits everyday!

Niggaman: Wow this is so useful! I can't wait to take shits now!
Shitism by I love to shit May 26, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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