Smirtle 

Something that contradicts itself in a pleasant manner.

That is so smirtle.

Smirtle by bob-the-builder August 28, 2013

Shirtless Bobby 

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.

Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"

Shirtless Bobby by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014

shirtless shit 

When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.

Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.

Matt: Whys that dude?

Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.

shirtless shit by Professor Pod July 9, 2011

Shirtless old man 

You are supposed to post a picture of a shirtless old man as a comment when you have nothing nice to say.

I hit the latest Ted Cruz tweet with a shirtless old man.

Shirtless old man by Holliday Fartcruise May 30, 2020

Shirtless

The state of being naked from the waste up. Not wearing any form of clothing on the chest. Generally practiced only among males.

It is common to go shirtless at the beach.

Shirtless by L_TS September 24, 2009

Shirtless Sam 

a scrawny little hipster twerp that nicknames himself Shirtless Sam for playing co-ed softball topless because he wouldn't be distinguishable as a male without showing his disgusting amounts of chest hair. He is know for throwing temper tantrums at the opposing team, as well as members of his own team or any umpire that dares to upset his fragile ego, which may or may not result in him walking out mid-game to "cool off". And watch out young steeds, as he also can be seen making sloppy plays in order to assault male players on opposing teams, leading to doubts of his sexual persuasion. This confusion could also be the root to all of that anger and frustration.

Calm down, Shirtless Sam. Your being such a douchebag your nipples are turning red.

Shirtless Sam by The rest of NYC September 13, 2010

Shirtless Mike 

Shirtless mike is the neighborhood dad that always likes to take off his shirt no matter the situation. He always enjoys mowing his lawn twice a week as an excuse to take off his shirt. What ever you do, do not test shirtless mike. If you do, he will run you over with his limited edition custom painted modded high-speed accelerated 2019 Chevrolet Camaro 2.3 He also has the laugh of a demonic baby getting baptized on Jesus birthday.

Kid 1: Is shirtless Mike mowing his yard again?
Kid 2: Yeah, that's three days in a row!
kid 1: but its in the middle of December??
Shirtless mike: *turns head and looks a kids* grasses won't cut the self *slow deep demonic laugh*
kid 1 and 2 haha *RUNS*

Shirtless Mike by The real alcoholic July 31, 2019