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" oh smittles i just mistakin wiped my self with my homework" or " you stupid smittlehead you just wiped urself with your homework"
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hugs and skittles
This doctor examining my eyes was so hot, so I offered her hugs and skittles, but she slapped me in the face and called security.
hugs and skittles by Bill Brasky the man May 23, 2018
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hugs and skittles
Hugs and Skittles is code for "Drugs and Sex." Dr=H and ex=kittles. Used when talking about drugs and sex, but don't want parents to hear about it.
My eye doctor was smoking hot, so I offered her hugs and skittles. But she rolled her eyes and called security on me.
hugs and skittles by Bill Brasky the man May 26, 2018
Titty skittles
A word used by trans girls referring to the pills that they usually take in their transition. It's mostly used as a meme.
Titty skittles by Cosmonaut_Luna June 4, 2019
Titty Skittles
So I've heard Amie is getting titty skittles soon!
Yup, she is getting them soon. She's finally going to go on and become the woman she's always been.
Yup, she is getting them soon. She's finally going to go on and become the woman she's always been.
Titty Skittles by SpookjeEmily August 26, 2019
tall ol' smitties
Small ol' Titties.
May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.
The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.
A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.
The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.
A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
Guy A: Man, look at the tig ol' bitties on that girl over there! DAMN!!
Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.
Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?
Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.
Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.
Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?
Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.
Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
tall ol' smitties by thaChamp April 3, 2010
private skittles
character from tankmen series. He is a sniper that has some of the funniest lines in the entire series.
skittles' dad: men have a penis
private skittles: I KNOW I HAVE A PENIS
soldier: what is private skittles doing up there
soldier 2: I dont know, but it sounds HOT
another line:
skittles: OH SHIT, ZOMBIES, FUCK. YOU ASSHOLES ARE ON YOUR OWN!
private skittles: I KNOW I HAVE A PENIS
soldier: what is private skittles doing up there
soldier 2: I dont know, but it sounds HOT
another line:
skittles: OH SHIT, ZOMBIES, FUCK. YOU ASSHOLES ARE ON YOUR OWN!
private skittles by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021