Smurtle 

Smurf/Squirtle Cross breed.

Dayum, that's one sexy Smurtle.

Smurtle by Disco Ranger July 21, 2011

Smurtle 

(Smut-turtle) A woman who lives in seclusion yet still loves penis all of the time.

What road does that smurtle live on out in the Poconos?

Smurtle by booganatoraa March 15, 2016

Smurtle 

A penis fart

Yo, who the fuck just smurtled

Smurtle by NIGGA GET BACK TO WORK June 6, 2023

Smustle 

A type of dance from the hit game The Sims 2. You'll need the Nightlife expansion pack if you want your Simmies to do some smustlin'. You'll also need a music source (but your Simmies can't listen to their MP3 player and smustle at the same time).

Thing1: "I'm gonna make my Sims do the smustle!"
Thing2: "I'm gonna make my Sims die!"

Smustle by Worrisome July 29, 2010

smurgle 

A singularly feline display of affection. The kneading, purring, nuzzling, or salivating that accompanies feline affection toward humans.

I found it difficult to read my magazine while Fluffy persistantly smurgled my chin.

smurgle by Dorothy April 21, 2003

Smurdle 

A Penis Fart that could stink up a whole room

Everyone had their noses plugged because a boy Smurdled

Smurdle by rapmaster205 March 29, 2010

snurtle 

A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.

In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.

snurtle by Gregles January 1, 2009