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(Smut-turtle) A woman who lives in seclusion yet still loves penis all of the time.
What road does that smurtle live on out in the Poconos?
Smurtle by booganatoraa March 15, 2016
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A type of dance from the hit game The Sims 2. You'll need the Nightlife expansion pack if you want your Simmies to do some smustlin'. You'll also need a music source (but your Simmies can't listen to their MP3 player and smustle at the same time).
Thing1: "I'm gonna make my Sims do the smustle!"
Thing2: "I'm gonna make my Sims die!"
Smustle by Worrisome July 29, 2010
A singularly feline display of affection. The kneading, purring, nuzzling, or salivating that accompanies feline affection toward humans.
I found it difficult to read my magazine while Fluffy persistantly smurgled my chin.
smurgle by Dorothy April 21, 2003
A Penis Fart that could stink up a whole room
Everyone had their noses plugged because a boy Smurdled
Smurdle by rapmaster205 March 29, 2010
A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.
In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.
snurtle by Gregles January 1, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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