by BERNFEELTHE February 28, 2016
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A poop that is way too slimy, and takes unreasonable amounts of toilet paper to wipe away, while never feeling completely cleaned.
"Why have you been in the bathroom for 6 hours"
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."
by racmETrIUsErANCrAltiC March 08, 2016
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Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer.
by philbobaggins March 09, 2016
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A self-loathing senator that wasn't even born in America, who killed 37 people in Northern California
Has fat nips
Looks like a dog that was just scolded
Dreams to escape the nightmare which is his life
Has fat nips
Looks like a dog that was just scolded
Dreams to escape the nightmare which is his life
by Ted Cruz Lover 69 November 01, 2017
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"Who are you voting for in the 2016 election?"
"Probably Ted Cruz."
"Dude... That's the Zodiac Killer..."
"Probably Ted Cruz."
"Dude... That's the Zodiac Killer..."
by George Washingmachine March 15, 2016
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Also known as "Lyin' Ted", "Ted Scruz", "El Rato Cruz", "Canadian Ted", "Rafael Cruz", "Zodiac Killer", "Booger-Eatin Ted", "cheaTED", "Rat", "Pandering Cruz", "Five-Mistress Ted".
by TheRealZodiac May 01, 2016
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