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smircle
smircle by charli jo crocker/cody halford December 16, 2008
Smircle
A group of people in one residence at one time in Turkey. Have been known to make repeated references to the beetle clip whilst taking the Lord's name in vain and moomoocacaing long into the night. Sometimes into Tuesday morning, but never EVER into Wednesdays.
Smircle by Naked Apology December 13, 2007
smircle
a group of people
(any kind)
that dates only in their group
Such as a preppy person will only date another preppy person in the group of people they hang out with
(any kind)
that dates only in their group
Such as a preppy person will only date another preppy person in the group of people they hang out with
person1:I really like John
person2:Too bad you have no chance
person1:Why not?
person2:He's in the smircle
person2:Too bad you have no chance
person1:Why not?
person2:He's in the smircle
smircle by blahblahblahToobadNOoneListens September 8, 2006
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