Smelq 

The act of inserting a straw into the PP hole, then tying said PP in a knot and therefore creating a crazy straw.

Mom: Sadie doesnt drink from normal straws, she only wants crazy straws!

Dad: Alright, let me smelq one out real quick

Smelq by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 27, 2024

Jail Smell 

Someone whose body stinks from ass sweat, grime, funk,matted shit and any other unsavory stench.

"Buddy standing in line ahead of me stinks so bad it brings tears to my eyes. He definitely has the Jail Smell!"

Jail Smell by will bitten January 5, 2017

Smellcina 

To have such an overpowering odor that the cleaning staff complains about the smell. Typically associated with ones car or bedroom

That room has such a smellcina that nobody goes out that doorway." Or "Jesus Christ, your car is such a smellcina that I would rather walk then ride with you.

Smellcina by LABREEZYNTFED January 25, 2011

Fart Smeller

Someone who loses their dignity in order to be fancied by most people. These people hide how they truly feel about a thing, person, etc. This all comes in exchange of unconditional "which is rarely achieved" acceptance.

George is such a fart smeller! He is behind Becky's parents 24/7. Why can't he just be himself and let the dices roll? I mean you don't have to be a jerk to your father or mother in law, but this is way to much!

Fart Smeller by say no to hypocrites! August 16, 2012

smell addiction 

Addiction to & cravings of chemical smells like felt tip markers, gasoline, paint, etc.

I was Quite surprised to discover I have smell addiction! I crave to smell these things, even tho I know it ain't good for me.

smell addiction by Starchylde June 26, 2016

fart smeller

A spoonerism of "smart feller", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smucker

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

So THAT's how calculus works. You sure are a fart smeller. I mean smart feller.

fart smeller by Grue December 14, 2003

fart smeller

Someone who likes trouble or who likes gossip too much (someone who likes smelling other people's "farts").

I can not stand her: she is such a fart smeller! She knows everything about everyone!

fart smeller by maitxa June 12, 2005