Definitions by GREENFUCKNIGGA12

Smelq 

The act of inserting a straw into the PP hole, then tying said PP in a knot and therefore creating a crazy straw.

Mom: Sadie doesnt drink from normal straws, she only wants crazy straws!

Dad: Alright, let me smelq one out real quick

Smelq by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 27, 2024

Naples Pasta Maker 

An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.

Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.

Naples Pasta Maker by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024