by smelker November 16, 2009
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Very annoying person.
Normally have "bad crack" or "terrible banter"
They enjoy being called 'lads' when really they are just boys who enjoy 'tinnies' and football and sausage fests.
A Smelk (the noun), is not to be confused with a misspelling of the word 'smell' on texts.
The person actually mispelling the word 'smell' may use the word to regain their dignity.
Normally have "bad crack" or "terrible banter"
They enjoy being called 'lads' when really they are just boys who enjoy 'tinnies' and football and sausage fests.
A Smelk (the noun), is not to be confused with a misspelling of the word 'smell' on texts.
The person actually mispelling the word 'smell' may use the word to regain their dignity.
ERGH, that guy over there is drunk off one can!
God i know, he's such a smelk.
OH, it could have been SO embarressing today, i accidently texted 'u smelk' to this lad.
He obviously thought i was a clumsy oaf but i was able to say it had been purposeful. If he didn't believe me, he could check Urban Dictionary ;)
God i know, he's such a smelk.
OH, it could have been SO embarressing today, i accidently texted 'u smelk' to this lad.
He obviously thought i was a clumsy oaf but i was able to say it had been purposeful. If he didn't believe me, he could check Urban Dictionary ;)
by zore June 22, 2010
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