Smelk
Being smelked means being ripped off.
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Smelk
Very annoying person.
Normally have "bad crack" or "terrible banter"
They enjoy being called 'lads' when really they are just boys who enjoy 'tinnies' and football and sausage fests.
A Smelk (the noun), is not to be confused with a misspelling of the word 'smell' on texts.
The person actually mispelling the word 'smell' may use the word to regain their dignity.
Normally have "bad crack" or "terrible banter"
They enjoy being called 'lads' when really they are just boys who enjoy 'tinnies' and football and sausage fests.
A Smelk (the noun), is not to be confused with a misspelling of the word 'smell' on texts.
The person actually mispelling the word 'smell' may use the word to regain their dignity.
ERGH, that guy over there is drunk off one can!
God i know, he's such a smelk.
OH, it could have been SO embarressing today, i accidently texted 'u smelk' to this lad.
He obviously thought i was a clumsy oaf but i was able to say it had been purposeful. If he didn't believe me, he could check Urban Dictionary ;)
God i know, he's such a smelk.
OH, it could have been SO embarressing today, i accidently texted 'u smelk' to this lad.
He obviously thought i was a clumsy oaf but i was able to say it had been purposeful. If he didn't believe me, he could check Urban Dictionary ;)
Jail Smell
"Buddy standing in line ahead of me stinks so bad it brings tears to my eyes. He definitely has the Jail Smell!"
Jail Smell by will bitten January 5, 2017
smell addiction
I was Quite surprised to discover I have smell addiction! I crave to smell these things, even tho I know it ain't good for me.
smell addiction by Starchylde June 26, 2016
Smeckledorfed
Friend:Hey did you see the Maroon 5 performance at Superbowl LIII?
Me: Yeah they promised 'Sweet Victory' from Spongebob. We've been Smeckledorfed!!
Me: Yeah they promised 'Sweet Victory' from Spongebob. We've been Smeckledorfed!!
Smeckledorfed by JaquesStrappe February 3, 2019
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