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sext message
An erotic message or possibly photos of what is usually a dumb and very attention seeking HS or even middle school girl who thinks sending out nudes is the only way she can get guys to like her. Usually is shocked when it ends up on the internet and everyone in school thinks she's a ho.
sext message by hnoss February 19, 2017
Related Words
Slexting • Slext • sext • sext message • sextastic • sextacular • sextacy • Sextant • sextasy • Sexter
Sexting Lingo
Sexing lingo is used when sexters are too damn lazy to type the real thing. Mostly used by lazy ass teens that are trying to be sexy or trying to keep the stupid shit away from they're parents or teachers. The sexting always gets out in the end but nobody gives a shit enough to try and decipher the sexting lingo.
Many parents are afraid because they don't know Sexting Lingo but it doesn't really matter because most kids don't know it either.
Sexting Lingo by oceancats February 13, 2017
sextathon
A sextathon, like a marathon, but with sex, begins usually in the late afternoon and goes into the wee hours of the morning. Just when you think it will end, it doesn't , because one person just keeps going and going. A sextathon can last hours leaving the parties feeling dehydrated and a bit sore.
I am exhausted, didn't get any sleep. I started this sextathon with my BF and he just kept going , and going. Took me a few days to recover.
sextathon by Funny Moms May 27, 2016
Sextacy
Warning: Sextacy may cause explosive ejaculation, temporary gayness, everything in site to become a sex object, repressed memories of making basement movies with your uncle as a kid to become unrepressed, or even death.
Sextacy by A WHITE GUY May 29, 2016
sextillion
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
This number is humourous due to the mention of sex. Contains 22 digits.
This number is humourous due to the mention of sex. Contains 22 digits.
Math teacher:... and after quadrillion and quintillion comes... sextillion.
Class: *uncontrolable laughter*
Class: *uncontrolable laughter*
sextillion by rustyhookj July 8, 2004
Sexternity
God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)
Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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