Definitions by tobefree

Alex Bumpus 

The buttocks/anus equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

Alex Bumpus my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!

Alex Bumpus by tobefree August 13, 2024

Alex Rump 

The buttocks equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

Alex Rump my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!

Alex Rump by tobefree August 13, 2024

Kitty Frances 

The female vagina equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

darling, come and visit my homegirl Kitty Frances

Kitty Frances by tobefree August 13, 2024

Sexternity 

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021

Smiley Miley 

A quasi-hippie brand. Yet its NPO, Happy Hippie Foundation, is awesome. Good for youth-homelessness.

Smiley Miley twerks, smiles and do philanthropy. She made my day.

Smiley Miley by tobefree June 12, 2018