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Sexternity 

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)
Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.
Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021
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scaternity 

A scaternity is a group of people associated or formally organized for a common purpose, interest, and pleasure in feces and fecal matter.
Bro 1: I gotta take a shit, dude.
Bro 2: Oh me too, bro.
Bro 1: It's like we're a scaternity!
scaternity by The Great Kraken September 3, 2010

Sexterity 

The level of sexual skill and ability one has. Can be increased over time with experience or stat enhancing clothing.
Dude, check out my awesome wizard hat. It gives me +7 sexterity.
Sexterity by The Chubububu October 14, 2009

Sexterity 

Literally, sexual dexterity. Sexterity can be gained through sexual experience(s), or in some cases, pharmaceuticals.
"Man, getting with Nadine gave me mad sexterity!"

or;

"That Viagra really gave me the sexterity to go all night."
Sexterity by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

Sexeternity 

Sexual intercourse with someone which will last forever, and ever, and ever, and ever...
...and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever...

Sexterity 

Your sexy ability. Can change depending on attitude, appearance, disposition, location.
Dude! Look at this new shirt. It easily adds 5 to my sexterity.
Sexterity by Zanderif September 26, 2007

Shiternity 

1. turd grid-lock 2. a loitering turd 3. the slow moving passage of a single turd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall
Breaking News ..."Ty-D-Bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men's room after complaining about an upset stomach. His pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a shiternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party....."
Shiternity by TeeJay69 February 24, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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