Skwonky
Skwonky by Oldmangrey June 1, 2018
Words you can keep
skronky
Skronky is a combination of skeevy, skeazy, and raunchy. When you've been at a rave for twelve hours and you find your pant legs have become saturated with a substance all the way up to the knees, that substance is skronky. This one kind of skronky substance, also called "raver gravy", often contains toxic goo from broken glowsticks, dust and dirt from warehouse floors, raver vomit, sparkly glitter and confetti raver trash, plastic from broken braclets and necklaces, crackwhore saliva, blood, condensation from dripping pipes above, and raw unfiltered cancer.
Skwanky
Someone who thinks they are very posh, elegant or swank, but in reality they are totally skanky. These include, but are not limited to people that dress head to toe in designer clothing with the label or logo emblazoned on every square inch of their body, women that insist on wearing high heels even though they stomp around like horses, men who bathe in cologne and wear too much jewelry, anyone with a dog breed that has teacup as a prefix (usually carried around in a hideous bag made especially for it with logo of choice), people that think just because you spent a lot of money on it's classy, et cetera.
What is she thinking with those extensions and that dress?!
I have no idea, but she's totally skwanky.
I have no idea, but she's totally skwanky.
Skwanky by Josie Salome December 30, 2009
Swonky
(adj) Drunk and sketchy, often disappearing with little or no explanation. A person cannot be faulted for being swonky, but they must recognize by at least the next morning that they were acting in a swonky manner.
Ex: "Quit being such a swonky, crusty-ass skank. You disappeared on me!" "Sorry, I know I was swonky..."
Swonky by swonkygirl April 16, 2011
Skonky
A girl who is a complete whore. You may have some synonyms like skank, skeeze, whore, slam pig, and many others, but a Skonky is THE ultimate whore. Imagine the skankiest chick you know, and multiply that times ten, and then picture the girls you and your boy were banging on Friday after the club, and on Saturday she is fucking your other boy. Basically, they run through groups of friends fucking them all. They usually have one to two kids, and while fucking you they always call you daddy cuz, there is defintely some underlying missing father issues and she's also looking for someone with money to be "daddy" to her kids.
Yo, are you fucking kidding me? Look at this fuckin skonky over here.... Didn't we run train on her last weekend, and isn't that Dave basically fucking that skony by the bathroom?... fuckin skonky.
Skonky by brocktonPASIT January 13, 2010
Skonky Brewster
Stuck up, middle aged actor/ actress who's addicted to sleeping pills, bourbon, and whippets. Enjoying his/ her mid life crisis due to being molested by his/her male, middle-aged co-star from a sitcom that aired 30 years ago. He, she always wears burnt pantyhose from falling asleep with lit cigarettes. He's/ she's had his/ her stomach pumped 13 times from " Confusing" his/ her sleeping pills with Mentos. He/ she has a tendency to shoplift, he/ she smells like a distillery, and if you ever have a craving for a sundae, he's/she's right there with the whipped cream.
That stuck up ho is a Skonky Brewster.
Fran Drescher is a Skonky Brewster.
Brittany Spears ( Even though she's 11 years old with 17 kids named Bob)is a Skonky Brewster.
Russell Crowe is a Skonky Brewster.
Owen Wilson is a Skonky Brewster.
Heath Ledger is a Skonky Brewster.
Keifer Sutherland is a Skonky Brewster.
Hellen Hunt is a Skonky Brewster.
Winona Ryder is a Skonky Brewster.
Fran Drescher is a Skonky Brewster.
Brittany Spears ( Even though she's 11 years old with 17 kids named Bob)is a Skonky Brewster.
Russell Crowe is a Skonky Brewster.
Owen Wilson is a Skonky Brewster.
Heath Ledger is a Skonky Brewster.
Keifer Sutherland is a Skonky Brewster.
Hellen Hunt is a Skonky Brewster.
Winona Ryder is a Skonky Brewster.
Skonky Brewster by Ass Fucking Goat Queen March 1, 2008
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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