Skronky is a combination of skeevy, skeazy, and raunchy. When you've been at a rave for twelve hours and you find your pant legs have become saturated with a substance all the way up to the knees, that substance is skronky. This one kind of skronky substance, also called "raver gravy", often contains toxic goo from broken glowsticks, dust and dirt from warehouse floors, raver vomit, sparkly glitter and confetti raver trash, plastic from broken braclets and necklaces, crackwhore saliva, blood, condensation from dripping pipes above, and raw unfiltered cancer.
I was camping in the Bay and when I passed out in an old fire pit my friends gave me a shopping bag full of dirt to use as a pillow and I didn't realize what it was until morning and now I feel skronky.
Kat and Jarrod spitting phlegm on each other is too skronky for me to watch.
Kat and Jarrod spitting phlegm on each other is too skronky for me to watch.
by emdashed May 13, 2004
Get the skronky mug.A Skronky is also matter that hits the window after a violent jizzing into the pants.
Although deemed physically impossible, there have been recorded exceptions in which this has happened.
Somebody in the act of doing a Skronky can be referred to as 'skronkers'.
It is uncertain what causes a jizz so violent it can penetrate pants and trousers, however it often induces a 'superorgasm', or one that is more than 17 times as large as a standard orgasm on the orgasm scale.
This phenomenon usually occurs in the presence of meerkats. Scientific explanation for this connection has not yet been found.
Although deemed physically impossible, there have been recorded exceptions in which this has happened.
Somebody in the act of doing a Skronky can be referred to as 'skronkers'.
It is uncertain what causes a jizz so violent it can penetrate pants and trousers, however it often induces a 'superorgasm', or one that is more than 17 times as large as a standard orgasm on the orgasm scale.
This phenomenon usually occurs in the presence of meerkats. Scientific explanation for this connection has not yet been found.
Justin: NYuNgHaRoOgaah! (jizzing in pants)
Hugh: What was that abou.....OH MY GOD WHATS THAT ON THE WINDOW?
Justin: I've read about this. OMG I think I just did a Skronky.
Hugh: What was that abou.....OH MY GOD WHATS THAT ON THE WINDOW?
Justin: I've read about this. OMG I think I just did a Skronky.
by Hairy Tosser June 17, 2010
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by phlegm May 15, 2004
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by Skanago:g January 4, 2015
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skronkers is the term usually used for these legendary mythic beast that follow their alleged leader "the Skronkinator".
skronkers is the term usually used for these legendary mythic beast that follow their alleged leader "the Skronkinator".
-"Dad! please come play ball with me !! we havn't seen you in weeks!!"
-"no son, i must commit to the skronkcore"
-"no son, i must commit to the skronkcore"
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