skronky 

Skronky is a combination of skeevy, skeazy, and raunchy. When you've been at a rave for twelve hours and you find your pant legs have become saturated with a substance all the way up to the knees, that substance is skronky. This one kind of skronky substance, also called "raver gravy", often contains toxic goo from broken glowsticks, dust and dirt from warehouse floors, raver vomit, sparkly glitter and confetti raver trash, plastic from broken braclets and necklaces, crackwhore saliva, blood, condensation from dripping pipes above, and raw unfiltered cancer.

I was camping in the Bay and when I passed out in an old fire pit my friends gave me a shopping bag full of dirt to use as a pillow and I didn't realize what it was until morning and now I feel skronky.

Kat and Jarrod spitting phlegm on each other is too skronky for me to watch.

skronky by emdashed May 13, 2004

Skronky 

A Skronky is also matter that hits the window after a violent jizzing into the pants.
Although deemed physically impossible, there have been recorded exceptions in which this has happened.
Somebody in the act of doing a Skronky can be referred to as 'skronkers'.
It is uncertain what causes a jizz so violent it can penetrate pants and trousers, however it often induces a 'superorgasm', or one that is more than 17 times as large as a standard orgasm on the orgasm scale.

This phenomenon usually occurs in the presence of meerkats. Scientific explanation for this connection has not yet been found.

Justin: NYuNgHaRoOgaah! (jizzing in pants)

Hugh: What was that abou.....OH MY GOD WHATS THAT ON THE WINDOW?

Justin: I've read about this. OMG I think I just did a Skronky.

Skronky by Hairy Tosser June 17, 2010

skronky 

Something hard that hits the window after a violent sneeze

aaaatchooo..............splat!!!!! Oh! sorry mrs (insert mother in law's name) i've left a huge skronky on your window.

skronky by phlegm May 15, 2004

skrunky 

Skrunky is the one neglected ballsack that gained sentience and crawled off to lead a its own life.

Don't look under there, that's Skrunky's realm.

skrunky by SUNBATHER April 6, 2019

Skronkil 

The burning sensation in your anus after taking a diarrhea. Often very painful, but eventually goes away after a few minutes.

When the sun rises, and I use to facilities, I predict a major wave of skronkil.

Skronkil by Skanago:g January 4, 2015

skronkcore 

referes to a situation where a person (usually a 6 ft sigma beast female in STEM) devours protein shake and noodles (preferably out of a dog bowl) for 6 weeks straight.

skronkers is the term usually used for these legendary mythic beast that follow their alleged leader "the Skronkinator".

-"Dad! please come play ball with me !! we havn't seen you in weeks!!"
-"no son, i must commit to the skronkcore"

skronkcore by pineapple9 August 11, 2023

Skranky

When saying something or someone is 'rank' or 'skanky' isn't good enough!

ie: "That girl be skranky!"

Skranky by Grammar Sherriff November 10, 2011