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When something has gone wrong or weird. Also if one made a mistake
We tried to take the picture, but a got a little sqwonky.
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a funny sounding word. may be used as a synonym for shit or the act of shitting, or as a synonym for the word wonky (meaning wack or defunct)
stepping in dog squonky is no way to start your day

man that sweater is straight squonky, you look like a damn fool
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used to describe an awkward or uncomfortable situation brought on by any range of things
it's gettin squonky up in here!
squonky by warthog July 1, 2012
Man thats a skwonky line.
Skwonky by Oldmangrey June 1, 2018
(adj) Drunk and sketchy, often disappearing with little or no explanation. A person cannot be faulted for being swonky, but they must recognize by at least the next morning that they were acting in a swonky manner.
Ex: "Quit being such a swonky, crusty-ass skank. You disappeared on me!" "Sorry, I know I was swonky..."
Swonky by swonkygirl April 16, 2011
a verb ..to get played or any negative action against a person place or thing...
carl just got sqwonked on the doughnuts as they had all been eaten by everyone already.
sqwonk by evil stevil March 31, 2009
A funny sounding noise, or something that looks wacky and wonky but in a groovy way. Like an out of tune piano being played or a loud, out there brass instrument. Squonky can also mean having a brilliant time & letting loose, when you're really goin' for it and you're in your element. For example, kids having a good squonk in the park. Or getting squonky to your favourite music, having a good dance and a woop woop boogie! It is definitely a good thing to be squonky.
The catbus and totoro in Ghibli's My Neighbour Totoro are well squonky.
Squonky by weesquonk September 12, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

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Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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