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(adj) Drunk and sketchy, often disappearing with little or no explanation. A person cannot be faulted for being swonky, but they must recognize by at least the next morning that they were acting in a swonky manner.
Ex: "Quit being such a swonky, crusty-ass skank. You disappeared on me!" "Sorry, I know I was swonky..."
Swonky by swonkygirl April 16, 2011
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A hot, humid night in the south that causes one to feel stinky, sticky, sweaty, and swompy.

One who feels swompy in the south on a humid night.
Damn, I'm swonky out here! Let's go inside.

SC evenings are swonky in August.
swonky by thatsouth July 13, 2023
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Swonky swanky stonky shonky swonk sponky slonky swinky Swonking swonked
mix of the words "SWANKY" and "WONKY" . Swanky meaning: awesome!cool!dope!glamourous! Wonky meaning: weird!strange!crazy!trippy!
Oh sh*t this tune is swonky!

Hey man, Stay Swonky! B)
I don't know, after that LSD trip , everything seems SWONKY af!
swonky by edmdictionary October 31, 2017
Swingers who are kinky
Do you want to go to a SWINKY party with me girl swingers kinksters
swinky by DARQ October 2, 2017
Awesome, dope, fresh; of the highest legitness.
Swanky as a giraffe in a fur coat, yo
SWANKY by McNutty77 March 16, 2013
Aye I be looking swanky.
Swanky by oliafler May 31, 2015

sponkyard 

get out my sponkyard u bith ath hoe
sponkyard by a c November 8, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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