Stuck up, middle aged actor/ actress who's addicted to sleeping pills, bourbon, and whippets. Enjoying his/ her mid life crisis due to being molested by his/her male, middle-aged co-star from a sitcom that aired 30 years ago. He, she always wears burnt pantyhose from falling asleep with lit cigarettes. He's/ she's had his/ her stomach pumped 13 times from " Confusing" his/ her sleeping pills with Mentos. He/ she has a tendency to shoplift, he/ she smells like a distillery, and if you ever have a craving for a sundae, he's/she's right there with the whipped cream.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods