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A girl who is a complete whore. You may have some synonyms like skank, skeeze, whore, slam pig, and many others, but a Skonky is THE ultimate whore. Imagine the skankiest chick you know, and multiply that times ten, and then picture the girls you and your boy were banging on Friday after the club, and on Saturday she is fucking your other boy. Basically, they run through groups of friends fucking them all. They usually have one to two kids, and while fucking you they always call you daddy cuz, there is defintely some underlying missing father issues and she's also looking for someone with money to be "daddy" to her kids.
Yo, are you fucking kidding me? Look at this fuckin skonky over here.... Didn't we run train on her last weekend, and isn't that Dave basically fucking that skony by the bathroom?... fuckin skonky.
Skonky by brocktonPASIT January 13, 2010
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The Word banana is a skonky word
Skonky by lackinginliteracy May 10, 2021
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Meaning cool, swag, well known, or radical.
Wow! They're so skonky dude! Did you see Justin at the party last night? He was so skonky!
Skonky by Motheater May 30, 2022

Skonky Brewster 

Stuck up, middle aged actor/ actress who's addicted to sleeping pills, bourbon, and whippets. Enjoying his/ her mid life crisis due to being molested by his/her male, middle-aged co-star from a sitcom that aired 30 years ago. He, she always wears burnt pantyhose from falling asleep with lit cigarettes. He's/ she's had his/ her stomach pumped 13 times from " Confusing" his/ her sleeping pills with Mentos. He/ she has a tendency to shoplift, he/ she smells like a distillery, and if you ever have a craving for a sundae, he's/she's right there with the whipped cream.
That stuck up ho is a Skonky Brewster.
Fran Drescher is a Skonky Brewster.
Brittany Spears ( Even though she's 11 years old with 17 kids named Bob)is a Skonky Brewster.
Russell Crowe is a Skonky Brewster.
Owen Wilson is a Skonky Brewster.
Heath Ledger is a Skonky Brewster.
Keifer Sutherland is a Skonky Brewster.
Hellen Hunt is a Skonky Brewster.
Winona Ryder is a Skonky Brewster.

Skanky Asda

A small Asda store that used to be Netto. Still feels like a Netto. In a rough area and full of skanks and chavs in their pyjamas and tracksuits
Im just going to the Skanky Asda Denise
Skanky Asda by Hoo See December 17, 2022
An especially sallacious woman who is prone to engaging in activities typically refused by the average skank, e.g. wearing a trashbag decorated with cum while giving Jared Leto a rim job
Dood, check out the girl giving Robin Williams a handy in the car wash! What a skonk!
Skonk by skonkx7 December 12, 2010

skanky bitch hoe. 

An annoying female person, generally someone you are near on a daily basis. They will often bicker, wear questionable dress, and not be aware of any of it.
My boss is such a skanky bitch hoe.
skanky bitch hoe. by elnai October 19, 2007
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