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St Kevin’s College in Melbourne, Australia.

The wankers on the trams harrasing girls and screaming mysogonistic chants in the weird blue, green and yellow uniforms

Home of pedo priests and teachers

Boys who go there try to act straight by chatting up loreto girls at least 2 years younger than them to cover up being gay
Bloke 1: I go to skevs
Bloke 2: Do you take up up the arse from your english teacher?
Skevs by PPumpUpTheJamm July 21, 2021

Skevenune 

Party, chilling spot, a pal's house or a general RAVE!
"Do you wanna come and chill at my skevenune"
Skevenune by Mr. Skevenyeti October 11, 2011
Related Words
skev • skers • Skeve • skeksis • Skepsis • skevos • skease • skeeser • skeesh • Skeester
typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"
skeeser by angry irish January 9, 2007

sevs crawl

A variant of the English pub crawl, one goes to a number of 7-11's in quick succession and buys and drinks one energy drink at each one. Minimum of five 7-11s and one can of Redline, NOS, and Redbull each must be consumed to be a proper Sev's crawl.
How about a sevs crawl tonight?

Sure man, but who's gonna be designated driver?
sevs crawl by hellzyeah December 10, 2008
a hoe; a person that wants only relations and not a relationship
Many hoes and whores can be considered skeeses
skeeses by alypd January 15, 2007
A little hand movement heading to the ground with a wave path. You use this to mindgame or trick someone.
Hi ! there is your money. Skeswomp ! I have don't have it !
Skeswomp by mrtool January 27, 2015
two or more sexy ladies.
"phwoar look at that sketset."
sketset by hayleytompope October 20, 2008
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