Bloke

Now this bloke, he's always down the pub with a pint of ale in one hand, and a fag in the other or in the caff with a full english and a cuppa with four sugars. His teeth are stained and rotten. He's in boot cut jeans with a brown belt and a nicotine stained jacket. Every time he laughs he sprays his mouthful of old bar peanuts and wheezes til he's red in the face. His beer belly ranges from dad-bod to rotund. He either ignores his kids, is a cunt to them (think jay's dad in inbetweeners) or beats them.
by UinducedSensitivity February 08, 2019
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Bloke

Aussie term for a male Australian.
You do not use it in the same context as “Guy” or “Guys” In other words you do not call a group of men and women “Hey you blokes”. The term Bloke is exclusively for the fair dinkum Aussie man.
“I was over at Dave’s place on the weekend for a barby, Dave’s a top bloke
by Robby101 November 02, 2006
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A man, typically one that can be described as mischievous and/ or sexually devious. He is diabolically foul and is ghastly on my nethers.
What’s that bloke doing to chica 😳💀”
by CharcoalBruh February 04, 2022
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It may be used in Australia. In the UK it is a common working class term for an average, grown, working class man .It is used with macho leanings or ironically as such. The intonation sounds laconic&flat-footed enough to have originated in the North of England. Cockeney /UK dialect uses it like guy.
Bloke will never be a name as such. Since one of the lads or men , is a bloke"
by michele Piteo March 18, 2018
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When used by American servicemen in the UK the word 'bloke' means Englishman, as in a local. Because of the similarity between English and American-English languages it is common place for the US serviceman to fraternize with the indigent, local population, especially in pubs. The word 'bloke' allows US servicemen to identify someone as a local indigent.
He has never heard of the Cleveland Cavaliers, he's a bloke!
by WisconsinLimey January 27, 2010
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British slang for a man that is typically stereotyped as being average or normal. Bloke is also sometimes used to describe a man who is normally seen outside in crowded areas. A synonym for this could be "Average Joe".
Person 1 - "Some guy picked up the pen I had dropped today."
Person 2 - "Sounds like a nice bloke."
by UncleDuckFace April 22, 2018
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