Bloke

Now this bloke, he's always down the pub with a pint of ale in one hand, and a fag in the other or in the caff with a full english and a cuppa with four sugars. His teeth are stained and rotten. He's in boot cut jeans with a brown belt and a nicotine stained jacket. Every time he laughs he sprays his mouthful of old bar peanuts and wheezes til he's red in the face. His beer belly ranges from dad-bod to rotund. He either ignores his kids, is a cunt to them (think jay's dad in inbetweeners) or beats them.

What a bloke
Terry is such a bloke

by UinducedSensitivity February 8, 2019

Bloke

A man with a george forman grill

BLOKE

by Smithunpacked December 19, 2017

Bloke

Aussie term for a male Australian.
You do not use it in the same context as “Guy” or “Guys” In other words you do not call a group of men and women “Hey you blokes”. The term Bloke is exclusively for the fair dinkum Aussie man.

“I was over at Dave’s place on the weekend for a barby, Dave’s a top bloke”

by Robby101 November 2, 2006

Bloke

A man, typically one that can be described as mischievous and/ or sexually devious. He is diabolically foul and is ghastly on my nethers.

“What’s that bloke doing to chica 😳💀”

by CharcoalBruh February 4, 2022

Bloke

It may be used in Australia. In the UK it is a common working class term for an average, grown, working class man .It is used with macho leanings or ironically as such. The intonation sounds laconic&flat-footed enough to have originated in the North of England. Cockeney /UK dialect uses it like guy.

Bloke will never be a name as such. Since one of the lads or men , is a bloke"

by michele Piteo March 18, 2018

Bloke

When used by American servicemen in the UK the word 'bloke' means Englishman, as in a local. Because of the similarity between English and American-English languages it is common place for the US serviceman to fraternize with the indigent, local population, especially in pubs. The word 'bloke' allows US servicemen to identify someone as a local indigent.

He has never heard of the Cleveland Cavaliers, he's a bloke!

by WisconsinLimey January 27, 2010

Bloke

The act of choking while giving a blow job, often experienced by those with an overactive gag reflex or a small mouth.

I tried to have this girl blow me last night but all she could do was bloke the whole time

by Jjsteelers April 7, 2019