skeve
skeve by a non y mous January 7, 2008
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Skeve
A long skinny necked man with no body. He has an oval shaped head with squinting eyes and a horrifying grin. His tough is long skinny and dry.
He enjoys licking people.
He enjoys licking people.
Skeve by Screeching possum August 15, 2021
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Skeve
A common name used for a homeless bastard who wanders aimlessly looking for shelter and food. Someone who has no place to call home besides the back of the dumpster in the rear of a Seven Eleven. One who commonly carries the stench of rotten dingleberries.
-Yo, let's have a party at Joe's crib tonight.
-Oh yeah, yeah I forgot Joe is a Skeve
-Hahaha you scrammblin bastard!
-Oh yeah, yeah I forgot Joe is a Skeve
-Hahaha you scrammblin bastard!
Skeve by edward cunningham October 14, 2007
Christmas Skeve
Any of those chicks who dress in the skanky red outfits with white fur, and post pictures of themselves on the internet.
Also know as a Christmas Ho Ho Ho.
Also know as a Christmas Ho Ho Ho.
person1: omg, Maygan just posted mega-slut pictures in a nasty little santa outfit. Must be a Christmas Skeve.
Christmas Skeve by ibetMayganknows December 23, 2008
Sonic and the Seven Shrimp
An action-adventure game written and developed by Sonic the Hedgehog. The game was a hit in Mongolia and sold 17 copies. You can buy the game for The Vectrex, the Atari Lynx, and the Philips CD-i. Sonic the Hedgehog is a pro Rocket League player who is clearly better than any other person in the world.
Sonic and the Seven Shrimp by ChocolateFlavoredNut July 15, 2020
sbeve
Derived from the "im14andthisisdeep" phrase "s(he) be(lie)ve(d)".
The whole phrase is saying "she believed him" and the letters in parentheses spelling "he lied", but the rest of the letters spell out sbeve sbēve
It's used to mock 14-year-old girls who think this is actually deep
The whole phrase is saying "she believed him" and the letters in parentheses spelling "he lied", but the rest of the letters spell out sbeve sbēve
It's used to mock 14-year-old girls who think this is actually deep
dumb insta girl: "Oh my god look at this totally deep post"
dumb insta girl: shows him "s(he) be(lie)ve(d)" phrase
a man with common sense: "sbeve"
dumb insta girl: dies
dumb insta girl: shows him "s(he) be(lie)ve(d)" phrase
a man with common sense: "sbeve"
dumb insta girl: dies
sbeve by enemy-spotted March 25, 2019
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