Skeve

A long skinny necked man with no body. He has an oval shaped head with squinting eyes and a horrifying grin. His tough is long skinny and dry.
He enjoys licking people.

I felt a spider on my leg so I looked down then I realized it was skeve

by Screeching possum August 15, 2021

Skeve

A common name used for a homeless bastard who wanders aimlessly looking for shelter and food. Someone who has no place to call home besides the back of the dumpster in the rear of a Seven Eleven. One who commonly carries the stench of rotten dingleberries.

-Yo, let's have a party at Joe's crib tonight.
-Oh yeah, yeah I forgot Joe is a Skeve
-Hahaha you scrammblin bastard!

by edward cunningham September 29, 2007

Skeve

Leah’s property made by Leah may barnes

Bob1: ayo that’s skeve Leah’s creation

Bob2: Yeah not elijah

by Gɪɴɢᴇ123 December 19, 2021

skeve

To creep out, deeply disgust on a personal level

Your offer of a free medical exam seriously skeves me out.

by a non y mous December 19, 2007

Christmas Skeve

Any of those chicks who dress in the skanky red outfits with white fur, and post pictures of themselves on the internet.
Also know as a Christmas Ho Ho Ho.

person1: omg, Maygan just posted mega-slut pictures in a nasty little santa outfit. Must be a Christmas Skeve.

by ibetMayganknows December 24, 2008