skeve

To creep out, deeply disgust on a personal level

Your offer of a free medical exam seriously skeves me out.

by a non y mous January 7, 2008

Skeve

A long skinny necked man with no body. He has an oval shaped head with squinting eyes and a horrifying grin. His tough is long skinny and dry.
He enjoys licking people.

I felt a spider on my leg so I looked down then I realized it was skeve

by Screeching possum August 15, 2021

Skeve

A common name used for a homeless bastard who wanders aimlessly looking for shelter and food. Someone who has no place to call home besides the back of the dumpster in the rear of a Seven Eleven. One who commonly carries the stench of rotten dingleberries.

-Yo, let's have a party at Joe's crib tonight.
-Oh yeah, yeah I forgot Joe is a Skeve
-Hahaha you scrammblin bastard!

by edward cunningham October 14, 2007

Skeve

Leah’s property made by Leah may barnes

Bob1: ayo that’s skeve Leah’s creation

Bob2: Yeah not elijah

by Gɪɴɢᴇ123 December 19, 2021

Christmas Skeve

Any of those chicks who dress in the skanky red outfits with white fur, and post pictures of themselves on the internet.
Also know as a Christmas Ho Ho Ho.

person1: omg, Maygan just posted mega-slut pictures in a nasty little santa outfit. Must be a Christmas Skeve.

by ibetMayganknows December 23, 2008

Sonic and the Seven Shrimp

An action-adventure game written and developed by Sonic the Hedgehog. The game was a hit in Mongolia and sold 17 copies. You can buy the game for The Vectrex, the Atari Lynx, and the Philips CD-i. Sonic the Hedgehog is a pro Rocket League player who is clearly better than any other person in the world.

Sonic and the Seven Shrimp is da best game i have ever playyed.

by ChocolateFlavoredNut July 15, 2020

sbeve

Derived from the "im14andthisisdeep" phrase "s(he) be(lie)ve(d)".

The whole phrase is saying "she believed him" and the letters in parentheses spelling "he lied", but the rest of the letters spell out sbeve sbēve

It's used to mock 14-year-old girls who think this is actually deep

dumb insta girl: "Oh my god look at this totally deep post"
dumb insta girl: shows him "s(he) be(lie)ve(d)" phrase
a man with common sense: "sbeve"
dumb insta girl: dies

by enemy-spotted March 25, 2019