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skeeser
typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.
a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"
"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"
"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"
"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"
"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"
"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"
"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"
skeeser by angry irish January 9, 2007
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Skeevester
A very unattractive, creepy guy at bar, who lurks, watches, and looks for women to hit on. He is also the unattractive, creepy guy on the dance floor who will attempt to dance with you multiple times and never get the hint that you don't want to.
"Oh my god, that creepy guy keeps staring at us. What a skeevester!"
"That guy would not stop trying to dance with me. He is a total skeevester!"
"That guy would not stop trying to dance with me. He is a total skeevester!"
Skeevester by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009
Skeebes
Skeebes by Fat Ho Bag Nicole May 6, 2008
Seeses
A bubbly complex mass of organisms combined into a single being. Known for its hysterical laughter, blaming and world renowned "your mother" jokes.
Seeses by Beavin the Keavin May 21, 2015
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