skeeses

a hoe; a person that wants only relations and not a relationship

Many hoes and whores can be considered skeeses

by alypd January 15, 2007

skeeser

typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.

"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"

by angry irish January 9, 2007

Skeevester

A very unattractive, creepy guy at bar, who lurks, watches, and looks for women to hit on. He is also the unattractive, creepy guy on the dance floor who will attempt to dance with you multiple times and never get the hint that you don't want to.

"Oh my god, that creepy guy keeps staring at us. What a skeevester!"

"That guy would not stop trying to dance with me. He is a total skeevester!"

by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009

Skeebes

Something you get from slutty girls named Erica

I woke up and my cock itch fucking erica gave me skeebes

by Fat Ho Bag Nicole May 6, 2008

Seeses

A bubbly complex mass of organisms combined into a single being. Known for its hysterical laughter, blaming and world renowned "your mother" jokes.

Whos that pokemon? Its Seeses!

by Beavin the Keavin May 21, 2015

Skeese

Genereally means bastard, but not in the literal term. Just an annoying person who you don't like or who has done something stupidly irritating. Most comonly known from Mean Girls.

"Oh my god, you're such a skeese"

by Ill Hubs January 17, 2010

Skeezes

A group of bitch's who scheme on other people relations, either trying to break them up or steal a partner

Those skeezes are always scheming

by Imadef March 4, 2009