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typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"
skeeser by angry irish January 9, 2007

Skeevester 

A very unattractive, creepy guy at bar, who lurks, watches, and looks for women to hit on. He is also the unattractive, creepy guy on the dance floor who will attempt to dance with you multiple times and never get the hint that you don't want to.
"Oh my god, that creepy guy keeps staring at us. What a skeevester!"

"That guy would not stop trying to dance with me. He is a total skeevester!"
Skeevester by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009
Something you get from slutty girls named Erica
I woke up and my cock itch fucking erica gave me skeebes
Skeebes by Fat Ho Bag Nicole May 6, 2008
A bubbly complex mass of organisms combined into a single being. Known for its hysterical laughter, blaming and world renowned "your mother" jokes.
Whos that pokemon? Its Seeses!
Seeses by Beavin the Keavin May 21, 2015
Genereally means bastard, but not in the literal term. Just an annoying person who you don't like or who has done something stupidly irritating. Most comonly known from Mean Girls.
"Oh my god, you're such a skeese"
Skeese by Ill Hubs January 17, 2010
A group of bitch's who scheme on other people relations, either trying to break them up or steal a partner
Those skeezes are always scheming
Skeezes by Imadef March 4, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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