Skeester 

Women, when they are being so damn trivial! They never know what it is that they want, and/or they just do some shit you dont agree with. This makes them a skeester.

Bob: "Damn, my girlfriend is such a skeester!"

John: "Why what did she do, now?"

Ben: "She told me she wanted a quick f*ck, and i laid down the business. Then after, she said it was so intimate that we made love. I said it was just a quick f*ck, and now we're on a break."

John: "Dumb ass skeester."

Skeester by MrszCannon June 14, 2010

Skeester 

Someone’s sister who’s skeezy

That’s my skeester Nadine

Skeester by NachoBusiness3 May 23, 2023

Doug And Skeeter 

some cartoon named doug funny talking about the beats. Nickeloadeon is all bad

Did you Dig? pshh, I Doug and Skeeter made Patty Mayonnaise.

Doug And Skeeter by Googlefaps.com August 28, 2018

Skeeterman 

Someone who assumes anothers identity and or lifestyle to reap the rewards of other's hard work.

aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.

In particular to claim military honors not earned.

Said one convict to another, "Don't believe a word that Skeeterman says, that fool done lie like a rug."

He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.

Skeeterman by Schnugg September 24, 2007

Skeeter Jean 

Skeeter Jean a "Part-time Chris Hansen impersonator" also known for exposing and putting predators and online predators in jail.

David: "Hey, do you know about Skeeter jean? " Darren: Yeah, that dude who exposes Edps?

Skeeter Jean by Jackie Jaun February 3, 2022

Floppy Skeeter

When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".

Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."

Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"

Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"

Floppy Skeeter by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013

skeeser 

typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.

"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"

skeeser by angry irish January 9, 2007