Women, when they are being so damn trivial! They never know what it is that they want, and/or they just do some shit you dont agree with. This makes them a skeester.
Bob: "Damn, my girlfriend is such a skeester!"
John: "Why what did she do, now?"
Ben: "She told me she wanted a quick f*ck, and i laid down the business. Then after, she said it was so intimate that we made love. I said it was just a quick f*ck, and now we're on a break."
John: "Dumb ass skeester."
John: "Why what did she do, now?"
Ben: "She told me she wanted a quick f*ck, and i laid down the business. Then after, she said it was so intimate that we made love. I said it was just a quick f*ck, and now we're on a break."
John: "Dumb ass skeester."
by MrszCannon June 14, 2010
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by Googlefaps.com August 28, 2018
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aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.
In particular to claim military honors not earned.
aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.
In particular to claim military honors not earned.
Said one convict to another, "Don't believe a word that Skeeterman says, that fool done lie like a rug."
He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.
He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.
by Schnugg September 24, 2007
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by Jackie Jaun February 3, 2022
Get the Skeeter Jean mug.When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".
Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
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a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"
"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"
"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"
"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"
"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"
"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"
"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"
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