An item that is used in jail or prison. Take an ordinary sock, insert a plastic baggy into the sock, fill the baggy with vaseline, then use it to whack the shit out of your pud. When thru, discard the whole thing. Told to me by an ex-jailbird.

Guy 1. "When was the last time you had some good sockpussy?
Guy 2. "Last night!!"

sockpussy by adcadc April 22, 2008

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SickAssMuthaFucka

A mutha fucka that sick as fuck! takes comp sci and fucksss shit up. fucktorial and shit. eyo dont ever fuck wit one cause dess niughss crazy an goes hard as fuck bro. fuckin dinasaur shitt. kills programs and fucks bitchs all day

Oliver is one SickAssMuthaFucka

SickAssMuthaFucka by torris May 28, 2011

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Suckypuss

Girls who repeatdly screw guys over for their own enjoyment. (verb)- A female who is most likely young, who will tell men what they want to hear in order to make herself feel better. Most generally these women are disguised octopusses who have mutated to human form and intend to suck the life out of every normal, decent, and legitimate guy. Basically any girl who says she wants to do stuff with you, seems all happy about it, then when it comes down to the nitty gritty she says shes got shit to do and they want nothing to do with you EVERYTIME. These bitches gotta be exterminated !

This one bitch named Sara Anne Trujillo told me she >.< needs to see me more when she knows I have a busy life so I proceeded to have my life wasted by this creature we call a suckypuss.

This other hoe named Mercedes comments on every dude's facebook status in the twelfth grade with a ":), <3, >.<, ;), 8==D. WHAT A FUCKING SUCKYPUSS!!!!!"

Suckypuss by lonestoner January 17, 2012

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suckapuss

A Bitch/Nigga Who Eat Booty For Free Behind Walmart

Suckapuss you free To eat my ass after lunch ?

suckapuss by Nunyogoddambuisness January 1, 2015

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