An item that is used in jail or prison. Take an ordinary sock, insert a plastic baggy into the sock, fill the baggy with vaseline, then use it to whack the shit out of your pud. When thru, discard the whole thing. Told to me by an ex-jailbird.

Guy 1. "When was the last time you had some good sockpussy?
Guy 2. "Last night!!"

sockpussy by adcadc April 22, 2008

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SickAssMuthaFucka

A mutha fucka that sick as fuck! takes comp sci and fucksss shit up. fucktorial and shit. eyo dont ever fuck wit one cause dess niughss crazy an goes hard as fuck bro. fuckin dinasaur shitt. kills programs and fucks bitchs all day

Oliver is one SickAssMuthaFucka

SickAssMuthaFucka by torris May 28, 2011

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Suckypuss

Girls who repeatdly screw guys over for their own enjoyment. (verb)- A female who is most likely young, who will tell men what they want to hear in order to make herself feel better. Most generally these women are disguised octopusses who have mutated to human form and intend to suck the life out of every normal, decent, and legitimate guy. Basically any girl who says she wants to do stuff with you, seems all happy about it, then when it comes down to the nitty gritty she says shes got shit to do and they want nothing to do with you EVERYTIME. These bitches gotta be exterminated !

This one bitch named Sara Anne Trujillo told me she >.< needs to see me more when she knows I have a busy life so I proceeded to have my life wasted by this creature we call a suckypuss.

This other hoe named Mercedes comments on every dude's facebook status in the twelfth grade with a ":), <3, >.<, ;), 8==D. WHAT A FUCKING SUCKYPUSS!!!!!"

Suckypuss by lonestoner January 17, 2012

suckapuss

A Bitch/Nigga Who Eat Booty For Free Behind Walmart

Suckapuss you free To eat my ass after lunch ?

suckapuss by Nunyogoddambuisness January 1, 2015

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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