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Stickpussy 

The sex organ found on a pre-op transsexual or hermaphrodite.
Later when I took her home, she fucked me with that huge stickpussy.
Stickpussy by wachit November 6, 2003
a very foul smelling female genetalia
Go take a bath! No man is going to want your stinkpuss!
Stinkpuss by janglin&danglin December 26, 2010

stick pussy

The penis of a "she-male."
As used in a Savage Love column April 2006:

A taste for she-male cock—a.k.a. "stick pussy"—is exclusive to straight-identified males
stick pussy by Avid reader April 25, 2006
I was going out with LeeAnn, but she's got stinkpuss.
stinkpuss by somegoof January 18, 2005

stinkypussy 

Something that stinks of rotting human carcasas, cheetos, and toejam all rolled up and crammed between two pieces of roast beef.
That two dollar hoe had a stinkypussy.
stinkypussy by Jeff January 27, 2005

sockpussy 

An item that is used in jail or prison. Take an ordinary sock, insert a plastic baggy into the sock, fill the baggy with vaseline, then use it to whack the shit out of your pud. When thru, discard the whole thing. Told to me by an ex-jailbird.
Guy 1. "When was the last time you had some good sockpussy?
Guy 2. "Last night!!"
sockpussy by adcadc April 22, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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