Definitions by berserker256

shit sandwhich 

An unfavorable situation or dilema.

I knocked up my best friend's wife. What a huge shit sandwhich.

shit sandwhich by berserker256 May 18, 2003

PB & C 

Penut butter and cock.

We're all out of PB & J. How about a PB & C?!

PB & C by berserker256 May 18, 2003

Hot Pocket 

Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.

When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!

Hot Pocket by berserker256 May 18, 2003

assholic 

adjective describing someone or something that has the qualities and/or characteristics of an asshole.

That priest gave a really assholic sermon today.

assholic by berserker256 May 17, 2003

fuck flaps 

labia. Pussy lips.

Her fuck flaps looked like a mound of old lunch meat.

fuck flaps by berserker256 May 17, 2003

shitshoot

aka: butthole, cornhole, asshole, etc.

That broad was nuts. She lifted up my seed pouch and licked at my shitshoot like a thirsty hound.

shitshoot by berserker256 May 17, 2003

jacksauce 

1. Byproduct of male masturbation
2. Semen

How the fuck did I get jacksauce in my hair?!

jacksauce by berserker256 May 16, 2003