clemente

the most amazing man you will ever meet. a clemente will never make you feel down. he will always brighten your day and make you smile and laugh so much.

clemente is loyal, funny, sweet, caring, talented, cute, amazing, nice, handsome, and an extremely good person to anyone who crosses his path.

if you’ve got a clemente in your life, never lost him or let him go. you’re the luckiest girl/guy if you are ever fortunate enough to come across a clemente.

“have you met my friend clemente? you’re gonna love being around him!”

by saraht76 December 7, 2017

clemente

To unknowingly cause harm or malfunction to an electronic device.

Damn bro, he really clemente'd that raid! That shit will never work again!

by forkineye July 28, 2011

clemente

Italian for calm.
German for unusually small penis
Also a dick

Hey bob, did you see the guy's
clemente..
Yeh, it didn't have anything on my 2inches..

by Anonymous2488888888888 June 7, 2011

Clemente

To profile shenanigans of any kind LIKE A BOSS by using criminal behavioral analysis.

"I Clemente'd the FUCK out of that crime scene!!"

Bro 1 "How'd you figure out that Bob stole your beers?"
Bro 2 "I Clemente'd that shit bro!"
Bro 1 "Sweeeet"

by The Opinionated Atheist NZ May 24, 2017

Clemente

Clemente has an enormous horse cock

"have you seen clemente's bulge?" "i didn't have to, i read in woman's weekly that clemente has an enormous horse cock!"

by urbandick1234password January 6, 2022

Clemente

To have no car or license.

Man imagine being Clemente.

by TheOneandOnlyBiggieCheese June 21, 2022

Clemente

Tall, strong, nonchalant, handsome and respectful man. That has a big penis. Very attractive person.

All the women love Clemente.

by @Cocaine May 15, 2025