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Suckypuss 

Girls who repeatdly screw guys over for their own enjoyment. (verb)- A female who is most likely young, who will tell men what they want to hear in order to make herself feel better. Most generally these women are disguised octopusses who have mutated to human form and intend to suck the life out of every normal, decent, and legitimate guy. Basically any girl who says she wants to do stuff with you, seems all happy about it, then when it comes down to the nitty gritty she says shes got shit to do and they want nothing to do with you EVERYTIME. These bitches gotta be exterminated !
This one bitch named Sara Anne Trujillo told me she >.< needs to see me more when she knows I have a busy life so I proceeded to have my life wasted by this creature we call a suckypuss.

This other hoe named Mercedes comments on every dude's facebook status in the twelfth grade with a ":), <3, >.<, ;), 8==D. WHAT A FUCKING SUCKYPUSS!!!!!"
Suckypuss by lonestoner January 17, 2012

suckerpuss 

Ryan you’re such a suckerpuss
suckerpuss by Ivan:) April 9, 2022

sockpussy 

An item that is used in jail or prison. Take an ordinary sock, insert a plastic baggy into the sock, fill the baggy with vaseline, then use it to whack the shit out of your pud. When thru, discard the whole thing. Told to me by an ex-jailbird.
Guy 1. "When was the last time you had some good sockpussy?
Guy 2. "Last night!!"
sockpussy by adcadc April 22, 2008

Skunkypuss 

A dirty female who doesn't shower or wash her pussy leaving it smelling nasty.

A female who leaves behind a nasty rotting fish taco essence as she moves indicating her vgina has not been cleaned in far too long!
Damn, that bitch is stank nasty! Shes a skunkypuss.

Anyone smell that? I think that stench is from Skunkypuss!
Skunkypuss by Moboattheview September 9, 2012

suckapuss 

A Bitch/Nigga Who Eat Booty For Free Behind Walmart
Suckapuss you free To eat my ass after lunch ?
suckapuss by Nunyogoddambuisness January 1, 2015

Sickypiss 

A word that famous skateboarder, and TV show star, Rob Dyrdek created. Used to describe things that are really beyond awesome; so cool that Rob invented this new word for it.
Rob: Yo Chili's ribs are sickypiss.
Big: Hell yeah they are.
Sickypiss by birdicus October 23, 2011

No-Luck-Suckyness 

A point in your life when you have a large amount of suck, as well as no luck. Could be common among large groups of races, religions, and economic classes, though less likely among upper-class members of society.
Friend 1-"Yes, I finally win something!"
Friend 2-"It can't be that bad."
Friend 1- "I'm not kidding, I never win anything, my life is just full of no-luck-suckyness"
No-Luck-Suckyness by Ariez June 5, 2013
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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