sockpussy 

An item that is used in jail or prison. Take an ordinary sock, insert a plastic baggy into the sock, fill the baggy with vaseline, then use it to whack the shit out of your pud. When thru, discard the whole thing. Told to me by an ex-jailbird.

Guy 1. "When was the last time you had some good sockpussy?
Guy 2. "Last night!!"

sockpussy by adcadc April 22, 2008

sock-pussy 

Masturbation sock. Guy slides sock over his cock and strokes into the sock. Easy clean-up. Sock-pussy is also used as humiliation when a girl instructs a guy to go get a sock-pussy, because he's not getting real pussy.

Nicole told the idiot to go get a sock-pussy and stroke off, because there was no way he was going to be getting any real pussy.

sock-pussy by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

tube sock pussy 

Pussy that is so worn out that the opening has lost all elasticity and gapes open like the opening on a worn out tube sock.

Melissa has been porked so many times that she has tube sock pussy. Hell, she's so loose that she couldn't use a roll of wall insulation for a tampon. It'd just fall right back out.

tube sock pussy by 23rd Chromosome April 11, 2016

stickpussy 

1. A gross euphmemism for penis.

The prisoner was overheard saying: "sucking cock ain't so bad. Just think of it as "stickpussy".

stickpussy by berserker256 May 16, 2003

cockpussy 

The "pussy" at the end of one's cock. dickhole

Hey bro, you see that thing on the end of you dick?" "Uhh yeah, my dickhole?" "No dude it looks more like a little pussy to me... I know! Let's call it a cockpussy!

cockpussy by A-Twain12345 November 16, 2010

sourpussy

1. someone who is being extremely sour about everything and really bringing down the people around them. Like a sourpuss only worse.
2. a person who doesnt eat enough pineapple.

1. Arielle, stop being a sourpussy and just trick-or-treat with us already.
2. Amanda did not eat her pineapple this morning, and therefore she is in a bad mood.. and has a terrible odor coming from downunder

sourpussy by love always, jessie April 13, 2004

sock pussy 

A woman so loose that during intercourse her vagina appears to turn inside-out on the backstroke.

Was Michelle a good lay?
Yeah, but I'm not touching her again. She has sock pussy.

sock pussy by R. Deebs December 12, 2007