Shiturbating
When masturbating while taking a dump.
Shiturbating by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014
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Sexturbating
Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be
Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral
Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral
Sexturbating by browngirlsdonttakebs April 20, 2009
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Saturbating
The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.
Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.
Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).
Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.
Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).
Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...
Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....
Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...
Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....
Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...
Saturbating by munciemike May 23, 2009
Shiturbation
Shiturbation by hoovyoovy May 30, 2010
Pac-sturbating
Pac-sturbating by Izmar July 12, 2010
softurbating
The act of beating off with a semi, or completely, flaccid penis. This is also known as "limp dick masturbating".
I really like delivery services, so when I saw the UPS truck drive past my house unexpectedly I had to whip it out and begin softurbating for a brief moment.
What can brown do for me? It can give me a reason to yank it totally limp!
What can brown do for me? It can give me a reason to yank it totally limp!
softurbating by El Boner June 4, 2010
Shaterbating
Shaterbating by mustang3592 March 20, 2011
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