Shiturbating

When masturbating while taking a dump.

Sorry for the mess in the bathroom, I was shiturbating.

by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

Sexturbating

Masturbating while sexting, which is talking about sex while texting and masturbating to it.

Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be

Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral

by browngirlsdonttakebs April 20, 2009

Saturbating

The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.

Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.

Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).

Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...

Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....

Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...

by munciemike May 23, 2009

Shiturbation

The act of masturbation while taking a shit.

Taking shits are boring, so I decided try my hand shiturbation to make it more fun.

by hoovyoovy May 30, 2010

Pac-sturbating

The act of playing Pac-Man or Ms.Pac-Man while masturbating.

I couldn't decide whether to play Pac-Man or masturbate, so I ended up pac-sturbating.

by Izmar July 12, 2010

softurbating

The act of beating off with a semi, or completely, flaccid penis. This is also known as "limp dick masturbating".

I really like delivery services, so when I saw the UPS truck drive past my house unexpectedly I had to whip it out and begin softurbating for a brief moment.

What can brown do for me? It can give me a reason to yank it totally limp!

by El Boner June 4, 2010

Shaterbating

taking a shit a masterbating at the same time.

Are you really shaterbating in there?

by mustang3592 March 20, 2011