thesavagebreast's definitions

Faptive

When one is held captive in the restroom after masturbating because there is no way of cleaning up the semen.

Sorry for taking so long in the bathroom, I was held faptive.

by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

Craptive

When one is stuck in the restroom due to lack of toilet paper.

Sorry man, I had to use your hand towel; I was held craptive.

by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

Shiturbating

When masturbating while taking a dump.

Sorry for the mess in the bathroom, I was shiturbating.

by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014