Definitions by thesavagebreast

Faptive 

When one is held captive in the restroom after masturbating because there is no way of cleaning up the semen.

Sorry for taking so long in the bathroom, I was held faptive.

Faptive by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

Craptive

When one is stuck in the restroom due to lack of toilet paper.

Sorry man, I had to use your hand towel; I was held craptive.

Craptive by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

Shiturbating 

When masturbating while taking a dump.

Sorry for the mess in the bathroom, I was shiturbating.

Shiturbating by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014