Shaterbating

taking a shit a masterbating at the same time.

Are you really shaterbating in there?

by mustang3592 March 20, 2011

shaterbating

Past tense for master baiting while shitting. The act of.

Last night I gave my self a tugg while pooping, I totaly was shaterbating.

by reddonkey November 22, 2009

Saturbating

The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.

Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.

Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).

Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...

Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....

Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...

by munciemike May 23, 2009

Scatterbating

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.

I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.

by Cats Polino December 19, 2013

showerbating

Masturbating in the shower.

I got caught showerbating yesterday by my mom.

by Kevin_for_real July 3, 2006

Shiturbating

When masturbating while taking a dump.

Sorry for the mess in the bathroom, I was shiturbating.

by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

shitterbating

masterbating whilst taking a shit.

Wow, Mr. Tamositis has been in there a while, I bet he's shitterbating again . . .

by henrydinhofer October 18, 2010