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Scatterbating 

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.
I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.
Scatterbating by Cats Polino December 19, 2013

shitterbang 

to have anal sex with
Damn I sure would like to shitterbang her!
shitterbang by Assman8 September 11, 2003

Shiturbating 

When masturbating while taking a dump.
Sorry for the mess in the bathroom, I was shiturbating.
Shiturbating by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

Shaterbating 

Are you really shaterbating in there?
Shaterbating by mustang3592 March 20, 2011

shaterbating 

Past tense for master baiting while shitting. The act of.
Last night I gave my self a tugg while pooping, I totaly was shaterbating.
shaterbating by reddonkey November 22, 2009

Shitsturbating 

When you're jerking off on the toilet before a shower but flush it before you get in the shower so your family thinks you were shitting
Yesterday I was shitsturbating but I forgot to flush... Now my family totally knows I was wacking it.
Shitsturbating by Shitsturbator69 December 10, 2018
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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