Pac-sturbating 

The act of playing Pac-Man or Ms.Pac-Man while masturbating.

I couldn't decide whether to play Pac-Man or masturbate, so I ended up pac-sturbating.

Pac-sturbating by Izmar July 12, 2010

pasturbating 

Masturbating to something good that has happened to you or a friend in the past.

1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"

pasturbating by Xaneth April 4, 2014

pansturbating 

A chick so loose, she needs a pan to get off.

"Bitch you so wide, I see you pansturbating in the pantry."

pansturbating by Egg Pail February 17, 2024