Shiturbation

The act of masturbation while taking a shit.

Taking shits are boring, so I decided try my hand shiturbation to make it more fun.

by hoovyoovy May 30, 2010

med-sturbation

Masturbating to relieve a physical ailment.

I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.

by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009

Shituation

When a comedy act is so bad, he makes your food taste like he took a shit in it.

*watching the Donald Trump Roast*
Randy: Man, what a shituation.
Darty: Yeah man, I can't eat this rice, it tastes like shit now. Thanks a lot, Shitch.

by Randiforous April 1, 2011

Shitsturbation

A simultaneous performance of shitting and masturbating, often done in public restrooms.

Kayla: Wow, I heard some really weird noises when I was using the restroom. Sounded like someone was really enjoying their dump...
Michael: They were probably undergoing Shitsturbation. It's like a self-performed blumpkin with your hands.

by gofgirl983 December 17, 2011

Shituation

n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.

Having GW in office sure is a shituation for da nation.

by You Need a Breath Mint! November 12, 2003

shituation

a shitty situation

this situation I'm dealing with, oh man is it shitty

therefore, "shituation"

by PieCrustEater August 21, 2020

Shituational Awareness

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.

"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"

by matt300 August 12, 2007