shexturbating

To play with ones self while texting. If skilled enough you can shexturbate while using more than one aparatus to text with.

"Bruh, I been shexturbating to this bitch all day."

"I got 2 phones shexturbating to these hoes at the same damn time!"

by REDhead87 February 23, 2014

Sexturbating

Masturbating while sexting, which is talking about sex while texting and masturbating to it.

Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be

Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral

by browngirlsdonttakebs April 20, 2009

Shiturbating

When masturbating while taking a dump.

Sorry for the mess in the bathroom, I was shiturbating.

by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

Sexturbating

Instead of thinking about sex while masturbating thinking about masturbating while having sex.

Joe- "dude while while having sex with my girl all i could think about was how I'd rather be masturbating.

Craig- "Dude so you and your girlfriend are into sexturbating?

by THEADVICEDAWG January 25, 2011

Sexturbating

Sexturbating - The act of sexting yourself with your own phone number saved under a different name and proceeding to masterbate to your sexts.

Sending yourself explicit text messages while your number is saved under a different name in your phone book in order to pretend it is someone else and proceeding to masturbate to those sext messages. Sexturbating

by Timmy0209 March 7, 2014

sexturbating

sexturbaiting - (sex-tur-BAY-ting) n. engaging in sexual acts with one's clone

sexturbation - (sex-tur-BAY-shun) n. the act of sexual intercourse with one's clone

sexturbate - (sex-tur-BATE) v. to engage in sexual acts with one's clone

if you need an example for sexturbating i pity you

by Kiel Shafur July 22, 2010