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Saturbating 

The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.

Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.

Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).
Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...

Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....

Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...
Saturbating by munciemike May 23, 2009
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Sexturbating 

Masturbating while sexting, which is talking about sex while texting and masturbating to it.
Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be

Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral

Jeff Saturdaying 

I've been trying to have relations with this girl all night, but her husky friend keeps Jeff Saturdaying me.

slasturbating 

Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"
slasturbating by shittydrumsalot October 26, 2009

Pac-sturbating 

The act of playing Pac-Man or Ms.Pac-Man while masturbating.
I couldn't decide whether to play Pac-Man or masturbate, so I ended up pac-sturbating.
Pac-sturbating by Izmar July 12, 2010

softurbating 

The act of beating off with a semi, or completely, flaccid penis. This is also known as "limp dick masturbating".
I really like delivery services, so when I saw the UPS truck drive past my house unexpectedly I had to whip it out and begin softurbating for a brief moment.

What can brown do for me? It can give me a reason to yank it totally limp!
softurbating by El Boner June 4, 2010

Shiturbating 

Sorry for the mess in the bathroom, I was shiturbating.