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when your friends just want to support you when you went through something and you don't want to "shitalk" and just want to talk about something else without bringing up the "shit" they want to talk about with you.
hey. i know what you're going through and I can tell you don't want any shitalk, so do you just want to hangout?
Shitalk by Yeah Umm OK May 12, 2018

shitalk garage 

A bunch of kids with cars (tent to be mostly male) from nz that know nothing about cars but... think they know what their doing, tend to blame there tools.
When they screw up!
Shitalk garage/ Shitalkgarage means: Friend said “I’ll help you fix it your car”

This is a terrible idea by the way
shitalk garage by Shitalkgarage January 17, 2018

Matthew Shitaker 

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.
Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.
Matthew Shitaker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
A common term used to refer to Italy when things go stereotypically wrong, such as at the post office, corrupt politicians, bad tv, wasted public money, new infrastructure that is 20 years out of date by the time it is ready. Most used as a hashtag.
Silvio Berlusconi's private disco featured not only aspiring showgirls performing striptease acts as sexy nuns and nurses, but one woman dressed up as President Barack Obama and a prominent Milan prosecutor whom the billionaire media mogul has accused of persecuting him. #Shitaly
shitaly by BaklavaYazdi September 23, 2014
1) a japanese mushroom
2) used by little children, too scared to actually say shit
1) mmm we're having shitake soup tonight!
2) oh my god! shitake, you scared me!
shitake by jengabenga January 22, 2009

shitalyzed 

the need to shit so bad that you are paralyzed.
"Every time we go to Wal-Mart or Home Depot I get shitalyzed." Look at Bob he's been standin there lookin at them light bulbs for three hours. He must be shitalyzed!
shitalyzed by Charles Ham January 10, 2008
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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