shitalyzed 

the need to shit so bad that you are paralyzed.

"Every time we go to Wal-Mart or Home Depot I get shitalyzed." Look at Bob he's been standin there lookin at them light bulbs for three hours. He must be shitalyzed!

shitalyzed by Charles Ham January 10, 2008

shitblazed 

When you are drunk and high af the same time

Those shots and blunts got me feelin shitblazed.

shitblazed by gandalfthepink February 23, 2019