shitalyzed

the need to shit so bad that you are paralyzed.

"Every time we go to Wal-Mart or Home Depot I get shitalyzed." Look at Bob he's been standin there lookin at them light bulbs for three hours. He must be shitalyzed!

by Charles Ham January 10, 2008

shitblazed

When you are drunk and high af the same time

Those shots and blunts got me feelin shitblazed.

by gandalfthepink February 23, 2019