Shitalkie

another common name for a piece of shit or shitters.

u fucking shitalkie
Anthony ur a fucking shitalkie
Daniel is a piece of shitalkie

by Blue boobie November 14, 2003

Stalkie

Pretending to take a Selfie but instead actually talking a picture of an unsuspecting victim in the background

Sam on the train texting Tom

Sam: Hey Tom this hot girl just got on the train and shes sitting across from me
Tom: Quick get a Stalkie
Sam: Got it, hang on a sec ill send it to you
Sam gets toms Stalkie
Sam: Nice man, shes a hottie, you should go speak to her

by weaby12 October 22, 2013

Matthew Shitaker

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.

Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

shitake

1) a japanese mushroom
2) used by little children, too scared to actually say shit

1) mmm we're having shitake soup tonight!
2) oh my god! shitake, you scared me!

by jengabenga January 22, 2009

shitolie

An exclamation screamed when someone shoves something up your ass.

Sarah: why are you walking funny?

Patrick: Tossy just gave me the biggest shitolie with her cane

by Setterstorm December 26, 2013

shitalyzed

the need to shit so bad that you are paralyzed.

"Every time we go to Wal-Mart or Home Depot I get shitalyzed." Look at Bob he's been standin there lookin at them light bulbs for three hours. He must be shitalyzed!

by Charles Ham January 10, 2008

shitwalker

One who defecates and doesn't wash there hands prior to leaving the restroom.

Don't shake hands with Paul, he's a shitwalker!

by TheAlmightyYak October 17, 2015